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By Baburao-Ganpatr... •
In a marriage ceremony:
- Do you agree to take this woman as your wife?
- No
- What about this one then?
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic
wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
A client comes to a bank:
- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?
Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.
Gee ... I want to be happy on weekend , I hope my wife does.... She's very happy sat - thurs most of the time I'm at work.
Lols ,, Nice ones BG
The best is
"You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic"