You've been a great audience.......
Are my testicles black?
A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes round the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her and asks "Are my testicles black?"
"I'm sorry but I'm not medical staff, I can't help you with that" she replies.
"Oh, please have a look for me, I'm really worried; Are my testicles black?"
Taking pity on his obvious distress the girl glances around the ward and, seeing there are no medical staff around, says "Alright, I'll have a look for you". She pulls back the bedcover, lifts his dick out of the way and, cupping his balls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice, "No, they look fine to me".
The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and says "I said, Are my test results back?"
LOL
Thanks for the joke! that's a reminder to me that I have to be very careful w/ a patient on Oxygen mask! he he heeeeee
LOL
hahahahaha..
Damn Funny. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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im in the office, seriously working (side glancing QL and read this posts of yours)..you made me look like a fool..LOL in front of my monitor..silly you...:D :D
Brilliant, both this and Peter Kay. You are cheering up my day. Next will be Tommy Cooper jokes...where will it end?
Oh well, just one then...
Man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I have a strawberry growing out of my head"
Doctor: "I can give you some cream for that"
Sorry
that was cool...LOL
my problem is that with all these jokes, i start visualising an entire scene taking place.
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DRIVE SAFE,someone is waiting for you at home
Paul ... it wasn't you the patient was it? lmao.