Veterinary doctor

Man: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, I am a veterinary doctor.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you. Only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not and animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my workload whole night.

I get up in the morning like a chicken.

I go to work running like a horse

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any rest.

I wag my tail like a dog in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey - if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor's reply and surprise answer below!!!

Doctor: Do you work in Gulf?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are working in Gulf.