Nothing is as idiotic a sport as soccer
By heero_yuy2 •
They spend too much time kicking the ball in more than half an hour but cannot even score one bit. They make too much players who can't even score on their own. And so many fans are craving and yelling yet create more chaos in almost every major event like throwing fire and riot whilst spending too much merchandise on nothing more than a 1-0 win.
That is why there's a sport called basketball...
it might well be heero but I bet you wish you were on half their money!
Funny sport thread?
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I think it was one of the members of the Ku Klux Klan who invented it...
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britexpat
Stop it!
Thats nasty.
And I suppose football players are all upper class over privileged kids?
Keep it clean mate!
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ticket out of the ghetto, along with rapping and selling crack
'Look! He dunked it in!'
Again.
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Hence the sexual analogy.
But we still do it.
Good things come to those who wait.
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You forgot a phrase within the basketball event:
'Look! He dunked it in!'
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
and just play the last 30 seconds..
Excess of physical endurance but doesn't even get a goal is also a waste of energy in the body...and a waste of time...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
i prefer hockey!...shhhhh..
This is what basketball is like;
Look they scored.
Look the other side scored.
Look they scored.
Look the other side scored.
Look they scored.
Look the other side scored.
Look they scored.
Look the other side scored.
Look they scored.
Look the other side scored.
Oh look they missed.
Whats the score now?
29-30
Who do you think will win?
I don't know.
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excess of everything is also bad similarly...
much better then Basketball.
I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!!
You only see drama in soccer ON selected scenes from every game...
Basketball has 20 times the best selected scenes in every game...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Football [not the American inpostor]
Is a sexual analogy.
Think about it.
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Who cares if one team score 112 to 89 - just a lot of running around putting things in baskets - NO DRAMA
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
heero_yuy2 [couldn't you have chosen an earier name to type?]
You are falling into the trap of declaring yourself as a "entertain me now I just want to shout goal" sort of person.
How about if we made the goals twice the size and did away with the off-side rule as the Americans wanted to do?
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