Irish girl confesses sins
The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
lol..............
Father Edwards of the local church is going on holiday and is training his stand in to do the confessions.
He explains all the sins and how many hail marys the sinner must do to get forgiveness, and gives the new stand in father a list.
The first Sunday confessional came and the new father is getting along fine using his list of sins and hail marys when a young lady make's her confessional::
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
What sin have you committed the new father asks.
I have performed oral sex says the girl.
The new father looks on his list of sins so he can give the correct number of hail marys but cannot see any mention of oral sex. Just then one of the choir boys passes by so the new Father says to him 'hey, what does Father Edwards give for oral sex'
The choir boy says 'a packet of crisps and a can of coke'
just eat another pie
GOOD ONE.. LOL
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ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai. man it is funny