The second time around, I was really nervous, because of the first time. I looked for some different flowers. this time white was a no no. So I picked up a bunch of green flowers, very delicately arranged,or so I thought.But my fate was same. This time it turned out to be broccoli.
In our first date I gave her a nice big bouquet. The setting was perfect. I thought it was so romantic. But it turned out to be the last date with her, coz' the bouquet of flowers I presented was actually a cauliflower.
I know I was stupid then. Now ofcourse I am wiser.
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
He say's it was because he was afraid he would get caught....I say he was worried he wouldn't measure up...
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
those were the days....The craft room at lunch time, fear of being sprung by a teacher....;P
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
first of all he me asked too many stupid question secondly he wouldn't play "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" so I dumped his A#@ and went out with a guy who was in sixth grade!!!!....;P
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
that i did not see that coming ... and i was always wondering why she was always telling me, if my daddy come home just hide below the .. the .. House? thought always she meant the bed by the house :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
everything was fine ... I drop her home one fine night, come the second day to fetch her in the morning but the house was gone ... Don't know, if houses can fly or run away with whatever is there inside it :(
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
How can you betray me when I never trusted you, you maggot infested sorry excuse for a wolf!!(I'll chk with Fatcat, there was word in pashtu she collected for that)
First time round we lookig for perfection.. and there is no such thing.. Second around the we learn from our first mistake and drop the requirements.. There is no such thing as a Happy Marriage or Happy Love.. all it is a Happy Compromise..
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The second time around, I was really nervous, because of the first time. I looked for some different flowers. this time white was a no no. So I picked up a bunch of green flowers, very delicately arranged,or so I thought.But my fate was same. This time it turned out to be broccoli.
I hope to be third time lucky.
In our first date I gave her a nice big bouquet. The setting was perfect. I thought it was so romantic. But it turned out to be the last date with her, coz' the bouquet of flowers I presented was actually a cauliflower.
I know I was stupid then. Now ofcourse I am wiser.
I learnt from experiance!
The other one. The officemate.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
as you said heero *wink*
There was this lovely Girl named... Cinderella.
Who'd met her prince charming and it was love at first
sight,
And as the story goes, at the strike of the clock she must leave the place but the shoe must stay...
NOw... there was another side of the story that was not told, something that we call a twitch!!
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and he live happily ever after ;-) cheers!!
I found her but she went stupid. Not my fault, Ok?
OK???
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
once upon a time in love????
are you serious??? :)
Women were just plain stupid they left me for some stupid reasons. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
heero?!.. who would have thought that you can love?..ehehehehe.. :D *sweet revenge*
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
We just have to part ways...each other's choice of school...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
cradle snatching, are we?
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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He say's it was because he was afraid he would get caught....I say he was worried he wouldn't measure up...
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
so he was so shy to show you his lol guess he wasnt man enough than
Asegurate de llevar contigo una pala hidraulica cuando ella te lo demuestre. Asi de esa manera la ayudas a recoger el mormullo!!
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
those were the days....The craft room at lunch time, fear of being sprung by a teacher....;P
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
I will try that one in my next date LOL
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
love:Zero in tennis language
first of all he me asked too many stupid question secondly he wouldn't play "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" so I dumped his A#@ and went out with a guy who was in sixth grade!!!!....;P
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
:>
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
I'm scare of you,
Darude was using my Donkey to carry all those RPG-7 and AK-47 in the mountains of Pakistan.
My Booth is not your ammo storage bunker.
Just remenber this fact, Darude.
Jazzkat, she fly helicopters gun ships.
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
i married my boyfriend...thats what went wrong
Let me tell you my story. So, there’s this girl…
No, never mind. I’d rather not waste my time talking about some gal who, as a matter of fact, doesn’t care about me.
cheers,
paul
that i did not see that coming ... and i was always wondering why she was always telling me, if my daddy come home just hide below the .. the .. House? thought always she meant the bed by the house :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Mobile homes will do that..
Cheer up.. Plenty of other fish in the sea..
topic, im going off road trying to locate that darn house again :(
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
My ex-wife
She thought, that she was perfect.
I end up divorcing her butt.
She kept my money!
My ex-girl friend,
I did gave her the final ultimatum, she did send me packing, before I end it my sentence!
LOL
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
whats the size of your booth i wana pack this jazz kat and send it to that booth now for good you may ask her all you need to know.
UK: wht do you mean you 'too'?? :-p
nah...ppl are jus planning my despatch to casualty...let em dream on...
oh Pope can i send Da packing to your booth?
tra la la
What is going on friends, all of you are out of TOPIC now and getting personal, pls come back……..
To be loved Do love……..
Give Your Smile To Every One But Your Heart To Only One!
everything was fine ... I drop her home one fine night, come the second day to fetch her in the morning but the house was gone ... Don't know, if houses can fly or run away with whatever is there inside it :(
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
you too in mental hospital winn?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
no fruits please...jus gemme coupla beers, chips n burgers...
Brit had a similar experience from someone from Welsh hills...lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
take some bananas and oranges too for him.
darude.....
winn.....my heartfelt condolences!tell me the room number when u get admitted to the hospital.will surely send flowers!
You've opened up old wounds with that question..
She was from Newzealand with beautiful eyes..
It didn't last though. She was taken from me one Sunday... Her last words were "baaaaaa"...
Memories!
what da means is tht his toes need operation after kicking my balls
Ok Da will take easy on him..lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
YES HE STOLE MY GIRL FRIEND AND I KICKED HIS BALLS now he needs an operation for that :D
is something seriously wrong,fellas?
How can you betray me when I never trusted you, you maggot infested sorry excuse for a wolf!!(I'll chk with Fatcat, there was word in pashtu she collected for that)
who betrayed you my friend??
me ?? thats good then.
Doooost Dooost naaa rahaa....pyaaar pyaaar naaa rahaa...
i cursed him on thursday night.
u ok?
huh you were gone bonker since your birth man tell me something new :D
Tak tananana Tandoori nights, tandoori nights...
tanha tandoori nights...hee hee i've gone bonkers!!
UKEng, good answer.
Blacksheep - how apt. Ridiculing responses to your own thread says a lot...
DaRuDe - "whow" - new word! :) A 2 in 1 question - How was your first date night? Wow, you actually had a first date night?
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Life is short. Live it to the fullest!
stop picking on my fellas and concentrate on your topic and dont reply :/
DaRuDe maybe Ukeng's face is very stiff, that he can't barely smile, lol :D
or maybe he's too old to enjoy such forums, hahaha...u
You can't teach experience...
make it 4 times now DaRuDe...u how young are you Alexa?, hahaha...u
What kind of a screen name is Ukeng?...u hahaha, lol :D
if he gets serious than who will entertain us :/
let him stay like that.
just think whats his next topic going to be like.
whow was your first date night :D
Grow up baa Black sheep .. A screen name like that no wonder no one takes you serious...lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
am sure he must have asked you 3 times how old are you :D
Yet Another Kabayan Love / Hate / Relationship cry thread all the way from Philippines :)
Ban Spoon Feeding not Me
haha.. Alexa if your first love is too horrible to share, don't bother to answer the question...u
First time round we lookig for perfection.. and there is no such thing.. Second around the we learn from our first mistake and drop the requirements.. There is no such thing as a Happy Marriage or Happy Love.. all it is a Happy Compromise..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
you just act like my brother and your habits are like my father and i dont want them back again in my life for ever :D