MARRIAGE PROPOSAL BY A MALAYALI VILLAGE GUY
CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING THIS! I
WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND
HAD TO CLEAN UP!!!
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press
myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and
six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working
hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a
good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling,
other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that
bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly
gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on
top.That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to
do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I
will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb
belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
"expecting soon," ---- LOL
awww, poor guy is pregnant :P
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YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
Oh how i wish i were female and could accept. So appealing.
I play hockey and fornicate 'cuz they're the two most fun things I know.
know that people ticke with toes also....well this does not sound like malayali coz their english is ok but accent is horrible...
rMs, bajju dont hijack!
hi sai! :D
ok, im outta here...
;P
Life's a bitch and then you DIE! ;)
rMs i really wish to hijack this thread :)
Use PM for personal talks. Dont hijack the thread !! ;p
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!
star everythin will be fine soon :)
everything's still the same bajju...
no one has proposed to me yet... :D :D
hijack!
Life's a bitch and then you DIE! ;)
star , well am fine now .. how u doin ? any update ?
ahahahha funnyest then ever read in my life looooolzzz
soory to hear this about u but...
lol... NOT! :(
bajju... how are u?
yeah, throw ur eggs.... i mean those eggs!!!
LOL!
Life's a bitch and then you DIE! ;)
sick joke
sai wat abt eggs ?
sai wat abt eggs ?
arien, please...don't throw that mud...
i have a lot of over ripe tomatoes here...
i think its better to throw...
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A lot of creativity has gone into the writing....have to give credit where it is due.
Just another Moron, who wana throw mud and hide.
Dont feed guys
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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
MR shansameer , if u post any &^%(*&^ thread u have to reply otherwise dunt post anythin like ur own story . yes Victor if we export cocunuts other state people will die :))
returned your M passport and applied for Qatari!
All the best to a man from kannur!
Pajju is on MARS_Venus trip to deliver coconuts; will return in few moments!
Really sad, bad joke... not funny at all coz i've heard it sooo many times
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Gross!!!! Disgusting...
Shansameer...it looks like your own English...all cooked up ...definitely not a malayali's
BTW, thanx for the post ....tickling myself here Ha..Ha...Ha...
i think im going to faint.....so early.....
Andrews i ll let u know later .. , so wats happenin ?
Pajju lets hijack this crap...
send me the PM which I asked for..Or should I wait
ThnX man ThnXx !!!!!! :D
now u ll ask 'WHY'
not putting my name in that list ... ;D
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!
am not in the world :)
rMs.
come to ME, i shall tickle you with my Toe...:)
; will get lot of bashing from Keralite!
Where is Pajju, Arien......attack Shan
Can somebody tickle me :( !
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!