GREATEST ASSETS..What's YOURS?

any assets in here?

the asset that you have might have the perfect face value as well..invest it before it depreciate.

my greatest asset - of course its me - I, Me, Myself

this thread is definitely serious...all of us had a greatest assets am sure that this assets was used by anyone of us in our daily lives...for whatever reasons.

wow... sir dolly.. your nose is a treasure! good thing mine still attached and intact! lols!

i dunt think so this thread is serious .

mine are real.... looolsss

is that mean that most of assets that people had is not real..OMG....let me check mine...

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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise

i think my nose.. :D my crooked nose.. lols!

because not all front assets are real..some are product of science..didn't you notice?....thats definitely not an assets..thats perfectly liability..

Are you familiar with this line from a song 'where did you get your body from?'

Pajju you are wrong. Its not bhums!!!

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- God Gives n Forgivs .. We Gets n Forgets -

lol Mod Arien u naughty . wat u wrote PM me :P

sai ur bhumm :)

'papayas' are better... ehehehehe

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mai lain pa!

BAJJU can u plzzz tell me wats my assets? :)

i'm confused: my height, my tantalizing eyes, my kissable lips, my long black shiny hair..a lot to mention hahahaha

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DaRuDe.. Behave yourself your dirty old wolf..:)

There is plenty of other things I can do with it but. will not disclose as little children like you are also on this forum..:)

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"HE WHO DARES WINS"

Derek Edward Trotter

are you sure you just like to move it? and nothing else?

I Like To Move It Move It

I Like To Move It Move It

I Like To Move It Move It

Ya Like To (MOVE IT!)

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"HE WHO DARES WINS"

Derek Edward Trotter

"Real Love has no Enemies"

its more like an airbag not BUMPER.

i thought only car has a bumber? you have also..nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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mai lain pa!

who's gonna be had the greatest assets in QL?

sandeepkadian...... one vote

assets of us ALL?

My eyes & my lips :)

Brit, you must have known my Bandit in a former life :)

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

Wow Brit, I'm shocked after that revelation, there I was thinking you were a red ribbon guy ;-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Oh for goodness sake..

The depths we men sink to, to get someone to wear stockings, suspenders, a silk teddy and a garter topped off with high heels for Christmas :O(

Yes Snessy..........Timebandit, what are you after....?

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

VERY GOOD RELPY ----- BEST IN QL

Now you've lost them again, no lady likes to be called that ;-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

rishimba, can i convert my A** into cash?

Ho Ho Ho!

Timebandit, that's sure to get you some brownie points! :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

classical definition of 'asset' is 'anything which can be quickly converted into cash' !!

do you think, we GUYS have anything like that !!

cheers,

have a good day.

The one fronting my A**

Mrs Bandit is my best asset.

Ass-Set

they said the shape of my bottom

My BUTT :P

Nothing is more relaxing than flying like an Eagle in Heaven !!

definitely balasang_nakpay legs :P hehehe

Try to respect Female ---- and try to cover everyone what u see and what u lesen ----

my kids r my greatest assets

jeeeeeez man what a lie.

i have witnesses from QL they saw you on beach wearing victoria secret blouse 2 years ago :D

.DaRuDe, i dont need victorias' secret......

i dont have secret to hide, whaaaaaa, lol.

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darude is fryin you ever so slowly in here... lools

is confused about mallrat asset.

they are so confused that still they havent found a perfect design for mallrat :D

and the so called poobs???moobs????wutever... malley, you are the pest!!!!! ooooppsss...the Best....mmmuuahh ;)

we are talking.

Was comparing your assets with mallrat's :P

and wut we are talkin here anyway????

.DaRuDe, yup, positive...

you better watch out, lol

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you better be taking care of yourself rather than messing with me.

because i dont really want you to die RIGHT NOW.

My Tummy :) :P

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Either follow my way or Highway

be cool ----- and take care of youself better than all this

you mean bigger than you jaryz has,

.Jaryz hi.

okay, i must admit, yours are gigantic.

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your time to go home and get your lungi on and jump in your bed like you dive in swimming pool.

i am goin to ?

howdy malley....

Yes, my smile is my asset

.beastheartman, go fry an egg:(

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what the ffffffff are you on about here.

jusssssst fffffff off learn how to be a forum member then join you d888888head

i like DaRude to go in Heaven ---- not in hell because hell fire is very bad ---- and what i like for me i sould like for all same --- and i am trying all to show right way -- if some one is have Laugh this is not my problem my duty is to tell the fact -- and care about all brother and sister

lol brit! are you gene simmons?

is flat ass considered an asset? ;p

aint a pointed one wake up.

oh but something else is very much pointed one

my fingers :D

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for me ..............i think my dimple when am smiling

Bestheartman - please practise what you preach, Darude is having a laugh, he doesn't need you cursing him!

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Lol Pajju, your height.. that was a gud one ..hehehe

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lol FS Da :)

No No i wont die before you dont worry have to spit on your grave too pal. wont disappoint you dont worry.

bestheart...why you want him to die??

Did he do somethign to you??

Didnt allah tell you not to think bad about others??

but 4.5 shortie.

excuse me have you forgotten i am sitting here.

YOU 5 FOOT SHORTIE.

pajju... yea with 6' 4" how can someone miss looking at you...lol

Did u know when u will die ???????? ----- if dont know then try to know and try care of your death ---- because u dont know when death will take u ---- may be now Or ----???

Cool, are we lowering the tone?

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.DaRuDe's asset?

his big and long and pointed ........

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my height :)

my my my my hmm well kids are online cant say it.

when you see me around then you better keep your eyes closed.

DA....I am asking you to behave!!

.DaRuDe....shhhh.....

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Talk to ChaneL

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"My Tongue.. I can lick my eyebrows with it."

Brit, You are like a Chameleon? lol...

my whole being is an asset

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

boobs are great last time i saw them they were 34 later after 6months they got 38D :D

.FS, i hate u, lol:)

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.il show it to you one day, lol......

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Noms, u can ask sandeepkadian:)

snessy Mallrat talkin about his silicon.. ROFL ..

.snessy, i mean poobs:)

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mallrat - did you mean moobs? :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Thanks Rezymalike ---- hope all QL mumber will care of this two parts of there body---- and all human also

But most of us live for the belly and the thing beneath it..

now i request you all not to make fun of BHM's narrated hadees ... its a saying of OUR HOLY PROPHET... Thanx in Advance...

.my boobs?

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The Prophet (saws) said,"Whoever guarantees me (the chastity of) what is between his legs (i.e. his private parts), and what is between his jaws (i.e., his tongue), I guarantee him Paradise

Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 8.799 Narrated by Sahl bin Sad

nephi2kph: u can check it yourself,,i read in ur profile u r hardworking.. :D

Brit : lolz..that makes ur assets similar to a well known animal.. :P

lobot : that looks like your intangible asset.

Mrs. Timebandit, Snessy, balasang_nakpay, FS & all gals : You'l have to prove ur assets in order to add financial value to the balance sheet :p

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

pajju... read my PM...pls

all tangible assets accrue intangible Goodwill like Sexy legs.....:)

Pajju is weak in accountancy when in debt! j/k:)

FS - that is another one to add to our list :-)

MrsTimebandit - Yes, that definitely makes you doubly beautiful, in fact in cases like these, we take the word beautiful away and replace it with blessed.

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lobot- good to hear that your lobot is an asset..hope so

noms- are you sure that yours is an asset? nyaaaaaaaa

formatted- for sure if that leags is an asset, there will be no depreciation expense...

brit- pajju's asset ahs no value at all..need to disposed..nyaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol Pajju ; chop off all your liabilities and be a free man dude ;)

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my ...(censored)... that can prove asset to opposite sex as well.

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

balasang...a pinoy with such long legs...is for sure an asset to the whole community...:)

Snessy..........I have 2 of those..........does that mean I qualify as doubly beautiful........:)

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

I think your assets may already have depreciated :O)

Snessy one more similarity:)

nephi...all his parts are his laibilities..no assets for Pajju...lol

my lobot is my asset....

my legs......u can view it but exclusively for mr. s (touch) only.

pajju- somethig in your body that your proud of..

when people see it,,,they appreciated it much...

now got an idea? hmpppppppppppp.

some people dont have it, but coz of science they paid much just to have even one..

THATS HOW PHYSICAL ASSETS WORKS ON US.....in influenced, dare, and even challenged either a possitive or a negative way...

My most beautiful asset is my cesarean section scar, reminds me of my beautiful little boy :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

my girlfriend has a bootiful ASSets. lol

Dagway ai!

lol brit.. :P

the tongue....)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

my greatest asset is to be nice with the people.... and its coincidence m working in Asset Management Dpt.

and what is Assets ?

My bums!!! Come on people, talk about physical assets...Brain and heart and mind and other people..how can it all be your physical asset?

Everything's gonna be alright!!!

Life is serious business Boston

Boston didnt know that Sadeep is part of your body... lol

Mine...hmmmm sorry cant tell you!! lol

No wonder you're such a popular guy, brit.........:)

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

My greatest asset? Having people like you around, sandee.

liabilities (medical expenses) with time; to keep up to date.....therapy, cosmetic, botox, etc.

I mean physical assets :)

How nice!!! Plenty of time you can save on bathing!!!!

Everything's gonna be alright!!!

I think you need a drink, sandee. You are so serious.

why dont you try to register at the guiness world record..thats awesome man.....really an assets..nyaaaa

What's yours by the way.

my greatest is myself, all of me, i think i'm even best assest for all humanity;)

Yalla!

If it wasn't functioning the way it is Boston, the world would have gotten rid of me long back.

Then why doesn't your brain take care of you, sandee?

says it all.....

You won't fully enjoy a swing unless you raise your feet from the ground......

My Tongue.. I can lick my eyebrows with it .

Brain takes care of everything Boston.

agree that brain is one of the greatest assets.

assets management affairs-pwa... that what you were talking about...:)

Then that isn't really so much, sandepkadian. Nothing else to offer?

My brain, I think we can consider it a physical asset unless you meant outer body appearance..

i consider my HEART as my GREATEST ASSETS..

please dont ask my WHY?