MOLLY THE CAMEL
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."
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they are perfect sexy hotties. they even had offer from Playboy and Maxim and FHM..
no they wont milk until you mate with them
where is bajju and rizks when they are needed the most
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An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert
walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink,
when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared.
The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool,
so I suppose I better eat the liver."
The scotsman immediately shouted, "Well I support Hearts so I'll eat
the heart."
And then the rather mentally challenged irishman said, "I support
Arsenal, but I don't feel hungry any more."
The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel(CIGARETTE)."
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"OK," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."
"Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got this great big hump on my back?"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."
"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom..."
"Yes son?"
"Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?"
the camels at our farm doesnt wear bra like in the pic you posted. they go out with out bras :D
lol...camel jokes were quite popular in the college..!!
what about the camel who would stand up as soon as pedro would get ready from the back side...pedro would then request the lady passing by, to help him with the camel so that camel doesnt stand-up in the process..
btw, i see some camels almost everyday going from mesaieed to abu nakhla...just an information if somebody is interested..
Britex u love the old camels?
I love the old ones..
ROFL! Poor Molly.
Da Uk Rizks - TMI! :P
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
ROFL!
An Arabian guy at the airport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
lol a good one !
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lol UKeng, i still remember the farm and of course the camels.. still wondering though how this zero mileage was measured by Wolfie.. :D
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owen welcome to the club, Our gonna come to Da farm to see the Camels on the next farm trip.. He has some of the cute camels you will see, all zero mileage..
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Camel toe or camel hoof same thing all you need is a cochini to hide them :D
lol funny thread and 3 funny perverts " Da Uk Rizks " :)
too much i learn from QL... :D who says you need to google informations you can get that from Darude and Ukeng.. :D
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Nah Da.. I don't do Camels, I only do camel toes (google for camel toe definition)
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thats up to you. while you are doing them i will get their boyfriend camel to help you from behind a FULL SUPPORT :D
hahaha DaRuDe !!
i dont thin tat would work, why not apply their excreata on our heads ?
So now you are a camel pimp? Ok so what should I do, one hump or two?
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while getting you both on the camels i hope the fire a stinkiest fart on your face. maybe you will grow some hairs on your bald heads :P
LOOL Da n UK !!
UkEng when i take you will get you on one and see what happens.
Da you know your Goats and camles well, when did yo mate with the last time? as you know so much information..:)
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no they wont milk until you mate with them :/
why ?
They dont have Milk Bags ?
how i know because you cant milk them you bugger.
Darude used chastity belts for them :P
how u know they are Virgins ?
What you have not taken then on the road to the city so they are zero mileage..:)
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they are still virgin untouch zero mileage :D
hahahahahahaha............poor guy or is it poor molly:-P
"It is better to be hated for what you are than being loved for what you are not."
DaRuDe.. I hope you dont any camels like that on your farm..:)
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lol good one :)))
Poor Molly !!
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