Fun Things to do @ Hospital When Bored.

Unfortunatly was @ the hospital for 14 days so I came across this article on the net and I had to share with u guys.

• Find a patient undergoing a sex change. Switch the placards with a patient getting something like his tonsils removed.
• Experiment with your neighbor’s IV bag. Squeeze it. Replace the blood therein with Cherry Syrup.
• Arrange wheelchair races with the other patients late at night. Conduct leagues matches with different sectors.
• Find some of that novocaine gel, the stuff that numbs on contact with the skin. Coat neighbor in such.
• Confide in other patients that this place is nothing compared to "Crystal Lounge."
• Walk the halls wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe.
• Steal a pair of scrubs and a facemask, then somehow get your hands on a chainsaw. Walk the halls, announcing that the regular surgeon’s on his day off.
• Same as number 7, only replace the "chainsaw" with "baseball bat," and "surgeon" with "anesthesiologist."
• Bust into an elderly patient’s room with a fire hose from the hall and announce that it’s time for his weekly enema.
• Fill bedpan of neighbor with fake blood. Watch horrified reaction when he checks his latest movement.
• Reenact the chestburster scene from Alien with a bottle of ketchup and a Kermit the Frog puppet.
• Pretend that you’re stuck in a certain decade {say, the 1960’s}. Constantly discuss the events of that period. Hum "new" tunes.
• Get a LARGE number of empty IV packets, and pile them next to the bed. Use your bedpan often, complaining that that stuff just "goes right through ya."
• Find some way to use your iron lung to smoke a cigarette.
• When your elderly, nostalgic neighbor starts to talk of "the war years," refuse to discuss it, and tell him that you were supporting "the other side."
• Find some way to provoke a water balloon fight. Don’t use actual water balloons. Use saline IV’ s.
• Pass word around that the new nurse will perform free acts if you give her the code, "The blue monkey flies at noon." Watch her bewildered face as a crowd of drooling old men in walkers chanting that cryptic phrase chases her down the hall.
• Buy a fake voodoo doll. Show it to your neighbor. Then keep it out of sight until the next time he complains of a new ailment. Then, stick a pin in the prescribed area, and leave the doll out in plain sight of your neighbor. Continue this trend until neighbor is committed to the mental ward.
• Foam at the mouth. Accompany this with growling and barking noises.
• Explain to your neighbor that you’re in due to EA syndrome: "Explosive Ass." Refuse to discuss it any further.
• Attempt your own cure with a squash and a hypodermic needle…be creative.
• Sneak into the office, text Dr. Khalid, and give him the room number of a patient undergoing tonsil removal.