US VISA INTERVIEW
Tip for those applying for a for US VISA at and preparing for an interview,try this for a lifetime multiple visa.
US Visa ni Inday
Consul: Why do you want to go to the USA?
Donya: To travel, to visit friends & FLY the airplane.
(Bibyahe, dalawin ang mga kaibigan at PALIPARIN ng eroplano).
Consul: Denied, you are a terror risk.
(Sumunod si Inday na balak dalhin ni Donya)
Consul: How about you, why do you want to go to USA?
Inday: For Life is a never ending pursuit of material & social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a trans-pacific journey to the 'Land of Milk & Honey', an afable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of 'true freedom' and 'social equality' among my fellow 'law-abiding' compatriots.
Consul: I will give you lifetime Multiple Entry Visa, okay?
Donya: Whaaaat!!!! (Nosebleed)
