Forget the past and MOVE ON.

zanetry
By zanetry

A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke..all of them laughed like crazy
After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time...

He cracked the same one again and no one laughed, Then he smiled and said "when you cant laugh on the same joke again and again they why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again". Forget the past and MOVE ON.

By anonymous• 24 Jan 2011 14:36
anonymous

Coz i don't have any problems in forgetting. I do this often at work ;-)

By anonymous• 24 Jan 2011 12:27
anonymous

Brit now don't get "hard" on me :(

I won't mind your Cuban shotputter beating it out of me though :P

By britexpat• 24 Jan 2011 12:23
britexpat

I can help. I think I can beat it out of you :O)

By anonymous• 24 Jan 2011 12:13
anonymous

Bingo Brit!!!

By one_shot• 24 Jan 2011 12:10
one_shot

forget?

easy to say difficult to apply

By boch• 24 Jan 2011 12:08
Rating: 5/5
boch

This story will have the same meaning with..somebody have very old car old engine, all parts are over used and at the sometimes he purchase new car but instead he enjoy his new car he replace his new car engine and part with old one...your present day is like your new car and indeed your past is like your old car....now it is your choice you will drive your new car with old engine or you will drive the new car as what it is.

By ramil26• 24 Jan 2011 11:59
ramil26

lol, brit....

By britexpat• 24 Jan 2011 11:44
britexpat

So the need for Masochism started when she slapped you on the bottom... ??

By anonymous• 24 Jan 2011 11:43
anonymous

I fell in love with a nurse at the hospital where I was born. My whole life has been a struggle to move on :(

By doha-user1983• 24 Jan 2011 11:40
doha-user1983

It's because painful memories are hard to forget than happy moments.

That's why even if we have cried over that matter, everytime it comes back to our mind, we can still feel the pain.

One person said, the most difficult thing to do or the most difficult job to have is to be a comedian.

By ramil26• 24 Jan 2011 11:31
ramil26

and i thought i was the only one who can not move on....

well i did move a bit.

but still hanging on..

By timebandit• 24 Jan 2011 11:26
timebandit

What are we Gold Fish with a 3 second memory? As humans it takes a long time to forget, and until we do forget we have to go through the process of coming to terms with things we would prefer to forget. In my case that takes way too long.

By Rev.s• 24 Jan 2011 11:26
Rev.s

Human Memories don't have CTRL+ALT+Delete it would have been easy task, Still Movin on in life is better Option.. Meet new ppl experience New Failures and Sucess thats all life is about !!

By britexpat• 24 Jan 2011 11:24
britexpat

You can never totally forget the past, but yes, you have to move on ...

Did I tell you about my Cuban Shotputter ??

I cannot forget her, but i have moved on :O(

By ramil26• 24 Jan 2011 11:21
ramil26

amen, tink....

By somwerNdmiddle• 24 Jan 2011 11:17
somwerNdmiddle

very well said tinkerbell :)

By ramil26• 24 Jan 2011 11:11
ramil26

WK, or better yet, make sure you are out of kicking distance, that would totally avoid the accident.

By somwerNdmiddle• 24 Jan 2011 11:10
somwerNdmiddle

the scare crow from Jeepers Creepers? :)

By Rizks• 24 Jan 2011 11:09
Rizks

lol SNM !

Whenever i see Smoke, his resembelance reminds me of Scare Crow....:(

By somwerNdmiddle• 24 Jan 2011 11:07
somwerNdmiddle

if ever we meet rizks i hope i won't laugh :) just kidding bro.

By Rizks• 24 Jan 2011 11:07
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

smoke every time i see you, i feel like....why did i saw you ? :(

by the way, i saw you at Abu Hamour Petrol station on Friday evening...:( Damn, why did i see you ? :(

By happygolucky• 24 Jan 2011 11:05
happygolucky

I think moving on without hairs would be easier... something like aerodynamic effect...:)

By smoke• 24 Jan 2011 11:04
smoke

forget the hair and move on! however every time i see Rizks i still laugh at his baldness :)

By Rizks• 24 Jan 2011 11:02
Rizks

SNM tats a big dilemma...:(

Leave it.

By somwerNdmiddle• 24 Jan 2011 11:01
somwerNdmiddle

how to move on losing your hair?

By Rizks• 24 Jan 2011 10:59
Rizks

Colt forget how i use to torture you when u didnt Ironed my cloths....:(

how i use to put hot Iron on ur bum when u didnt washed my toilet tiles...:(

forget how i use to strip you naked in Al-Bida Park when u didnt cooked dinner for me...:(

Forget the past buddy and Move On.....:)

By xxc• 24 Jan 2011 10:58
xxc

thats so cool :) nice way to convince a person moving on

By happygolucky• 24 Jan 2011 10:55
happygolucky

But does crying help moving on??...if not, better not to keep crying, instead finds ways and means to move on...:)

By smoke• 24 Jan 2011 10:54
smoke

NO Colt what WK is trying to say Life is a Bytch

By pretty_eickjah• 24 Jan 2011 10:53
Rating: 5/5
pretty_eickjah

its easy to stop laughing bcoz you cant think of it over and over again, but when you got hurt and you cant accept the fact that someone you love is lost or any problem, its not easy not to cry... bcoz its not easy to moving on...

By Rizks• 24 Jan 2011 10:49
Rizks

ok got it now....:(

By Colt45• 24 Jan 2011 10:49
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

moral of the story - before you say that to a girl, make sure she isn't wearing heels ;-)

By anonymous• 24 Jan 2011 10:48
anonymous

I tried the same thing to try and prove that crying will reduce with time as well..

I said to a girl, "You are a bytch".. SHe started crying, I said again," You are a bytch".. She started crying even harder.. I repeated," You are a bytch", She kicked me in the balls with her high heeled shoes :(

By smoke• 24 Jan 2011 10:48
smoke

Rizks its kinda like your bald head..when you know you have no hair on your head, combing it over and over again is not going to change the fact that you dont have hair. Understand now?

By rEzyz• 24 Jan 2011 10:48
rEzyz

rizks, these are golden words, u cant understand the meaning in them..:)

By Rizks• 24 Jan 2011 10:44
Rizks

W T F is this ? :(

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