About A Story
A college class were told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
"The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mistery
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.
"Holy God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."
I can't remember, Pope, but I guess you must be assuming wrongly. - See you, too, next year, drac.
MD
Apparently you have try gayness yourself....
You got to love British bias.....
I'm too busy right know watching the 20 more sexiest woman of the world.....
"We don't know who's more stubborn-- Juan Valdez or his mule"
See ya next year, MD.
RedPope, brit got an A+ for including the required topics in a very short and intelligent sentence. Give it a try yourself.
It IS a shorter version. All 3 things intact! LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Which part of you is gay? I know someone who will assist you with your color blindness....LOL
I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Just out of curiosity my brother..
Which part of you is Red ??
MagicDragon
Ok, I get it.
You are grading bRITEXPAT for his great outstanding A+ performance of Gayness....
I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
You need to ask the Vatican about it.
I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
A+, brit.
I wonder if the pope is gay?
Religion
"The first thing they teach kids is that there's a God -- an invisible man in the sky who is watching what they do and who is displeased with some of it. There's no mystery why they start that with kids, because if you can get someone to believe that, you can add on anything you want."
Sexuality
Sex without love has its place, and it's pretty cool, but when you have it hand in hand with deep commitment and respect and caring, it's nine thousand times better.
I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
Mystery
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
How do Unicorns talk to each other?
Why is it that my mama is so ugly, that when she goes to the beach the tide never comes around , it just goes around her..
I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
LOL By the way. Did they gets marks off for spelling?? *mystery*
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Uff unlucky baby ..............lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"