Another One...

Murphy was 77 years old and had worked hard all his life and never had a real holiday. His children were all married and his wife had passed away. When he retired he decided to enjoy his life. He had a face lift, got a new expensive toupee, bought some new clothes and a brand new car.

One evening he got all dressed up in a new suit, new tie, put on his toupee, and got into his new car and drove off towards Dublin. A mile down the road he was killed in an accident.

On arrival in heaven, he walked over to St. Peter and said, "What's going on here? All my life I worked hard, I was faithful to my wife and I looked after my family. I'd just retired and was going to enjoy the rest of my life and then I was killed. Why? Why did you let it happen?"

St. Peter ducked his head in embarrassment and said, "Well, to tell you the truth I didn't recognize you."