AWARD WINNING JOKE
two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always
getting into trouble and their parents know all
about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had
been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what
happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We
are in BIG trouble this time.
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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wahaha
somebody help plz
god is missing
thanks RS for sharing, this one is the best till now :)
A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day.
At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to any patient who could open the door.
There was a mad rush for the door with the patients scratching a clawing at the door and the handle.
The doctors were disappointed, until they noticed a single patient who remained in his chair and was quietly chuckling to himself as he watched his fellow patients.
Encouraged that at least one patient could be discharged today, the doctors asked him why he wasn't trying to open the door.
The patient, who could no longer contain his laughter, shouted, "I've got the key!"
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Love me for what I am not...