Big slap to the professor

gwapz21
By gwapz21

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
...
Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD Good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes.

Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.

But GOD didn't.

How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

( Student is silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ?

Let's start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor : Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor : That's right.

Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?

And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student does not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, who Created them ?

( Student has no answer )

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.

Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?

Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.

What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor : Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor : Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat,

White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat...

But we don't have anything called Cold.

We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat,

but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as Cold.

Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.

We cannot Measure Cold.

Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir.

Darkness is the Absence of Something

You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .

But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called

Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't.

If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.

You argue there is Life and then there is Death,

a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.

You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite,

something we can measure.

Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.

It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen,

much less fully understood either one.

To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that

Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.

Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved

from a Monkey?

Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,

yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and

Cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,

Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

( The Class is in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

( The Class breaks out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable,

Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . .

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.

That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

By ammupa• 22 Aug 2011 14:24
Rating: 5/5
ammupa

Keep it up................

By Shuaibkazi• 22 Aug 2011 13:28
Rating: 5/5
Shuaibkazi

The knowledge one possesses guides his bias.

We are diminutive beings in an incomprehensibly large universe, and theres so much we dont know.

 Try to keep an open mind, not only towards what they teach you in school but also towards what they teach you in a religious institution.

By Shuaibkazi• 22 Aug 2011 13:17
Rating: 5/5
Shuaibkazi

Isnt atheism based on a theory just like any religion.

The theory of existence and the reason,

infact its an incomplete theory that just says how but doesnt say why :

 

 

By Chairboy• 22 Aug 2011 13:09
Rating: 5/5
Chairboy

Atheism isnt a religion but I take your point - I dont think too many/any Atheists would be offended by this - its way to purile/infantile to be taken seriously.

By Shuaibkazi• 22 Aug 2011 13:08
Rating: 5/5
Shuaibkazi

gwapz21 you have to be considerate of other peoples religion also, even if the religion in question is godlessness. heehee

 

By Chairboy• 22 Aug 2011 12:57
Rating: 5/5
Chairboy

Easy Tiger, put it back in its holster!!!!! You wanna grind your gears, grind them at someone else.

By jstnperumpra• 22 Aug 2011 12:55
Rating: 3/5
jstnperumpra

nice one...

By alexam• 22 Aug 2011 12:53
Rating: 5/5
alexam

 Chairboy. This is a free world. You can keep your humble opinion. I'll keep mine. Three cheers for gwapz21. You posted it well madam. It's loud and clear.

By anonymous• 22 Aug 2011 12:46
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Really Wonderful

By anonymous• 22 Aug 2011 12:46
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

TB - You can be both if u will insist..

By anonymous• 22 Aug 2011 12:45
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

This thread made me so damn hungry...& sleepy as well..

By timebandit• 22 Aug 2011 12:45
timebandit

The star or a star?

By anonymous• 22 Aug 2011 12:44
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

LOL. TB ..Go to another thread now..U r the star..:p

By timebandit• 22 Aug 2011 12:40
timebandit

"I've read this a zillion times..:("PS I have told you a million times, don't exagerate!

By ingeniero• 22 Aug 2011 12:39
ingeniero

why it is in funnies???

By timebandit• 22 Aug 2011 12:29
timebandit

Errrrr.... is this supposed to be funny?

By anonymous• 22 Aug 2011 12:28
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I've read this a zillion times..:(

By Chairboy• 22 Aug 2011 12:22
Rating: 5/5
Chairboy

No offence to the OP who probably means well, but this is a rubbish argument - way to simplistic to be meaningful IMHO - these threads and this like others will be a long one, always end up with faith v evidence stalemate so why bother!!

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