THE BIGGEST LIE
From Inspiration Box facebook:
A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys surrounding a small dog. He asked "What are you doing?"
One of the boys replied, "We're having a contest and whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."
"You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minutes sermon against lying, beginning with, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "When I was your age, I never told a lie."
There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the Minister was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
lol...
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"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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Fortunately I've never gone to Mass every Sunday and this is not lie coz I'm moslem and just go to Mosque every Friday for Friday prayer....and amazingly in every Mosque in Qatar we never have problem in Parking spot like in City Center, and always got one event on the last minutes.....
Honestly speaking about lying, sometime we have to lie to keep a secreet about jobs, family and our subordinates...as long as not deceive or cheat anybody for our own benefit.....never say never...007
“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”
Parking Spot:
jo naras was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
jo naras looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one."
what a lie.....
habitual liers.. I havent met any .. usually it is to hide something or doesnt want to disclose.. even i have lied .. but when u think abt it ...I guess its usually when we do anything wrong that we have a guilt in admiting it
nice one.. but just out of curosity why do we lie.. cos we dont have the ball to tell the truth or face the consequence ..any thoughts
i cannot relate this thread because i am not a liar. thank you
lols...clever boy and applause to minister.
Hahahahaha.. Good one Jo :D thanks
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hahhaha he won then...congratulation minister