Black box first
By Cryptic-writings •
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced " Please prepare for a crash landing ". The first lady put on all her jewelry . Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first. The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. Why are you doing that the other ladies questioned, well when they come to rescue us they will see my great tits and will take me first.
The third lady who was African not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties.
Why are you doing that the other ladies questioned, well they always search for the black box first ?
everytime you fly you being looked after by an australian invention,,,, we love you all ,,but why dont they make planes of the same metal the black box is made of..... cooooweeee http://au.news.yahoo.com/technology/digital-home/galleries/g/-/9979876/1/australian-inventions-that-changed-the-world/
or two-tone black hole? Lol!
Black box is actually orange
It will be more like a black hole.
and you know our history on what we did there dont you..??? just like that lovely song ,, what was it again...
we had joy we had fun
we had seasons on the sun
but the fun did not last
cause the bullet travels fast,
DOG? I learned something new today!
hehehe "kangaroo to digest".....lol
PD Etnnic Australian will be a dark skinned Aborigine. Else it could be descendants of British criminals
You dont want to throw me! I'm all flesh, i would be too much for this kangaroo to digest :P
:-)
from a DOG?
what was the question again... sorry my maid late with emy coffee today,, what was it again.....
lol smokey !
How about i throw you on him ? :)
Someone throw this dog a bone so he will STFU!
DD,When you are done laughing , pls answer my question to you.In other word words sweetheart, It is hard to miss something you don't have,Now carry on with your laughs.....
you kill me....call the happy police ,, but then again the black box was invented in australia so funny
DD, care to explain
Ethnic Indian-Brown,till today
Ethnic African-Mostly Dark, till today
Ethnic European- Mostly Fair, till today
Ethnic Australian-???
I can guess why color or race does not bother you, Kuddos to the fact that you have finally conquered the evil of racial abuse!
bring it on,, i loved it,,, race or color bring it all on,,, hahhahahahhaa
yea rizks, so you must be enjoying those jokes then....
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is it???? :)
is it due to the climate tat some people are posting this kinda jokes in QL these dayz ? :(
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Whats up with these type of dirty jokes going on QL these days? These jokes you can circulate in private among your friends not on a public forum. Hope the mods do something about this and in future keep an eye out on such jokes.
Oh and this joke was not even remotely funny.
well polkadots you can use fair and lovely or try dreamline skin whitening cream which is safe and potent formula .
In support to my sisters I denounce this thread...Black Thread.
what a morning laugh to start... :-)