brain transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
the smaller brain costs more.. because no male will give theirs for transplant. ;o)
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"breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in....":)
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however little brains God might have given to the male or the female kind...
He gave enuff to the man to keep the women oppressed...
End of discussion
Atleast my brains being preserved, its not rotting away like yours...
the larger one WOULD be a good one if it had adequate blood flow on a regular basis...however.....sighhhh
I believe when God was making people, God was putting Adam together and said, "Brain"...Adam thought he said Train, so said, "give me a slow one"!!!!
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
and that the larger portion is a good one ....
LOLS scarlett,
well in that case, am making it clear that i was referring to the UPPER brain...the larger one.
which ever's larger ...LOL
geeezzz
We were duped.. Its the issue with "blood flow"..We can only use the "one" at a time :(
I think versi's brain has been in the formadehyde too long...better go for a fresh one..
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
Actually men have two brains, but the doc was only talking about the large one...the smaller one is the one that leads men in the wrong direction...
You know, women are always trying to be equals to men, but I say, why take a step DOWN?????
And no I'm not a feminist...just enjoy the male vs female banter and jokes...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
VERISIM, i won't go for the male brain,
unless it's yours! LOLS
nah, still won't! mental ability and all...
yeah female brain becomes a "dead stock" secondary to "BEYOND NORMAL DEMANDS" from OUR male counterpart...
add to that the kids that the male "supplies" her....
yeah blame it on economics...
Hahaha....
"they've actually been used."
Nice!
yeah yeah u men can justify all u like, anyway the joke's on you:))) Nice one Scarlett:)
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Everyone know's the basic law of economics...
Its just the demand supply gap...
Everyone wants the male brains and no one wants the female brains...
But full marks for the doctor for trying to move the female brain... i.e. the dead stock :-p
Men don't need to use their brain. They have something else that controls them!
Vimmin.. They're always scheming and using their brains to keep us under control..:o(
Men are such easy going creatures, that's why the brain is less used..
yeah, RARE = infrequently used, unusual
as it is mostly and mainly used in/for ...
(but not limited to)
1. gauging a woman's vital statistics...
easy mathematics 36-24-36...
2. sports, easy math again for the scores...
3. remembering how many GF's and one night stands he had...
4. sexual fantasies and encounters and blunders...
5. uuhhh the vital centers too, for breathing, etc...
good thing it is involuntary as he might forget to breathe coz of too much clouding from s-e-x
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Scarlet ... the another reason cud be "because male brain is rare"
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
Sir Winston Churchill
LOL. Nice one
Welcome back into action. Scarlett.
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SLIGHTLY USED....
truce man...
Now, THAT'S funny!!!!!