Break time...
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
Man: 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor'.
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i like good sense of humor, hahahahaha
"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"
ya saw the same other day posted by CHARAN .... LOOOL
Again posted for the 1000th time :(
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?
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such a mean couple, lol.