~~Childbirth at /-a-t-/65 ~~~~

Childbirth at 65

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! Another great one!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,'
She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again,
'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!' Have a great day!