Christmas Songs (..quirky ones)
I'm trying to think of quirky and fun songs to play on Christmas day.
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I'm look for songs that are not traditional.
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For example:
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
or
"You Should Never Do A Tango With an Eskimo"
or
"Merry Christmas From the Family"
or
"Oi to the World ( No Doubt)"
or
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
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Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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Bloody regards, Drac
"Merry Christmas!"
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
http://www.stickykids.co.uk/lyric/265-When_Santa_got_stuck_up_the_Chimney.aspx
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout.
You girls and boys, won't get any toys,
If you don't pull me out.
My beard is black, There's soot in my sack.
My nose is tickly too.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
Aaachooo, achoo, achoo.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney
He began to yell
Oh hurry please it's such a squeeze
My sack is stuck as well
Oh dear oh dear it's cold up here
And Rudolph's nose is blue
When Santa got stuck up the chimney
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
Sung to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The restroom door said gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I’d been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn’t be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve
To switch the signs
‘Cause I got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can’t sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.
Merry Xmas For Criminals
We wish you a happy hearing,
we wish you a happy hearing,
We wish you a happy hearing,
and we hope you make bail!
I’ll be Cloned for Christmas - To The Tune “I’ll be Home for Christmas”
I’ll be Cloned for Christmas,
There’ll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
And One just for Parties.
Christmas Eve, I’m certain,
I won’t be alone;
I’ll be home for Christmas,
Or else I’ll send a Clone!
i remember this old one in high school...
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder woman
lost her bossoms
Flying TAA
p.s TAA is an old Australian airline
no prob drac, the song rocks!! i only found it this week and have been listening to it non-stop hahaha.
Alice Cooper - Santa Claus is coming to town