Cough Syrup
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid
to cough."
so he is scared to cough so cough is now cured but just make sure he dont burp else everything will come spilling out.........aaarrrgghhhh
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
pls twikle me
He would be "scared" to cough, so his cough will be cured!
hehehe. Probably a lot more effective than the cough syrup.
If he came for a laxative would he be given a cough syrup? well but I guess he would not have to take the syrup orally but it would have to be inserted ...u know where