Dating women around the world.
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
hird Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
FS - The world deserves to know the truth....
You Indian Females... not only out smart the guyz you fool around with but also the whole world... who think you are GOOD ...... So so unfair... lol.....
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So the truth comes out.. Indian Women Rock - In Secret:)
pinoys related with your intestine? Dude human meat is tough!
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in. - Homer
AShwin Zip your mouth or else......you know indian women..dont you??? LOL
Offensive???
Actually Ya.. Indian one was boring...
Our chicks are better than tht...
They do everything what is written for every other nationality ... but maintains secrecy....
thts never leaked.... m exposing them :)
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Each classification is highly offensive.
Each classification is also highly amusing :)
just be happy they did not asked.. a very expensive dinner with their whole bunch of family or a house and lot or a car after a date.. :)
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"Maniwala na lang tayo sa Goodness :)"
peep peep i wish everybody was like you.....some people in here look for the smallest possible thing to turn it into natinality issue.
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.
Not here man...
No fights for women pls...
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It was a joke and its THURSDAY people!! Keep it for during the week, when we are looking for entertainment.
I liked the post!
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
whew! there's a tension in here! hahahaha...
+*+i rest my case+*+so sad you experience that to other pinoys+*+but i want you to know+*+not all of them ok+*+maybe am just over reacted about that+*+coz pinoys is related with my intestine already!+*+pinoys are great people+*+yalla!bring back your avatar now+*+you look great there huh!+*+
+*+its ok buddy+*+but no hitting below the belt+*+
Don’t show your self so aggressive, violent and destructive,,,,, I knew joke is a joke and no one need to go over it,,,,,, To All philipinosss what I had posted is so true and I am not insulted any one of you, I really respect all the nations becoz they deserve that what I deserve,,,,, So Mr. Gothic,,,,, I think no need to punch fire balls on the forum..........
So its OK to make fun of Nationalities you don't have in you farm?
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+*+coz they are my family+*+
maid-just like my mother who assist me since im a baby.
workers all over the farm are pinoys,my employee to my company is all pnoys and pinays.driver-the one who told me about ara ming instead of ara mina.so what i want to say to this guy is be more specific about the words,lets say:
few pilipina-sounds great right?
So you're ok with generalizations of other nationalities, just not Filipino's. Bit hypocritical.
+*+this guy have a hidden bad experience of pinays just like he says+*+i have seen a lot of posting about pinays here in QL.since i have been banned last 3 months here.am back coz i want to mingling again with the members her in QL.but still there is hatred..joke is a joke,but dont go over it..
WHITE WOMEN, IRISH WOMEN, ITALIAN, JEWISH, CHINESE, INDIAN and the rest of the nations comment you did not find offensive .... only PINOYS why is that
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Looking for relax - And sex ll be more like a boxing match......:)
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ARAB WOMEN
3rd Date, you will find 7 of them waiting at the Heavens gate
This entire post is generalizing whole nations of women gothic!
+*+i have a lot of employee pinoys and pinays+*+what i have seen for them+*+is opposite what you have say mr.relax+*+but the way you posting is generalizing the whole nation+*+you dont know+*+although their country is poor+*+a lot of them is educated+*+compare to your country+*+im not arguing with you+*+but i dont like the way of your posting brother+*+
Tcoffee, I'm still debating. I'm going out tonight to look at her again.
come on guyssss,,,,, this is what i had experience from them,,, and telling the facts it's not insulted some one,,,,, but till i have a philipino GF, so what does it mean....
lol gypsy you hit the nail right on the head
BTW did you adopt a new cat from QAWS?
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So how was looking for relax's post an insult, but the main posts weren't?
+*+are you serious about your post+*+
+*+PINOY LADIES WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THIS GUY+*+
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NOTE:THIS WILL BE A INSULT FOR THE PINOYS...
DONT POST LIKE THIS MR.PAKISTAN..WAIT FOR THEIR REPLY...
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Let me tell you abt Phillipino lady.
Firt Date : She will ask your mobile number.
second date : she will ask you to recharge her mobile
third date : she will ask you to recharge her mobile
fourth date : she will ask you to recharge her mobile
fifth date : she will ask you to recharge her mobile
sixth date : she will ask you to recharge her mobile
On seventh : you will not pick her phone and will make your mind for the next lady.
+*++*++*+peace brother+*++*++*+
Lols...
White women now you see?? why you get so many buddy requests from Indians ... :)
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if i were a lady, i'd shower you with holy water ;-)
+*+if you are a lady i wll date you at the top of old oak tree+*+
no more third date gothic, you're dead LOL
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
where is the third date?
liked the Arab Women....:)
no further discussion....:)
We jews have a great life :)