difference between Love & Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener
...and all you need is a Vi---Mastercard, I mean.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
lol.. gud one..
I love to battle with my husband about the remotecontrol...we have been battling for 11 years and will continue for many more!!!
:)
love and marriage compliment each other not as what you post that contradict each other....
marriage should lead to love, and love strengthen the marriage...
that is the concept!!!
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"Born optimist,Nothing can keep me too low 4 too long.
Happy for what I have today but Tomorrow is really another day."
3sure-hunk3r
this is one lovely!
" if we are not part of the SOLUTION, then we are the PROBLEM "
why is it that I'm getting the impression that almost all Qlers have bitter taste about marriage? :)
HappY and In Love!
Who said is marriage is a good thing? I love my status of bachelor.
No headaches, no responsibilities, just get up FOR work and I do spend my money as I wish and not her wish.
Unless they need charity money for food and clothing. I'm glad there is the dollar store and wall mart store, full of of Chinese products.
Three things to remember when you get older:
Never pass a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on and Never trust the fart.
Just keep that on mind as you approach crepitude.
That was funny .....
Been married a long time, been drunk a few times too often and I can confirm the theory.. ;-)
_PRICELESS WORDS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean,and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk–"PRICELESS "
There are truly some things that both money can't buy
If love could be compared to a tequila shot...marriage is one hell of a bloody hangover!!!
"Don't you think you've had enough!"
My beeeerrr! :(
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
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I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
very true!!!
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LOL brite good one
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All i can sing is :
Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You cant have one without the other
hmmmm......and a bit true!!!
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then my lovers also came :D
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Quad??????????????
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before getting married i was single and then i got quad :D
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why ty TCOM you are too kind......::O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Love fails when you stop caring...
Hope is lost when you stop believing...
Life ends when you stop working on it...
so Work on it... Believe... and CAre...
Life is beautiful...everyday.....~~~
~~~winner never quits~~~
Thanks you are so sweet
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hahhahahhaha bloody good one TCOM .......:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......