The difference between Men and Women when getting cash from ATM
Men:
1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4- Take the cash and the card
Women:
1- Drive to the bank
2- Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15- Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call Husband to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand break
45- Spend The Money On Shopping
Marycatherine, didn't notice the brake spelling, LoL! maybe that's intended to make the joke sounds more funnny!:)))
It's a cut and paste joke!
can spell brake correctly. Also, wouldn't parking the car come before steps 2, 3 & 4 or else step 5 would be calling the police to report an accident? How does one "manually check haircut" or go through the calesthentics necessary to check make up in rear mirror (diagram greatly appreciated)? Or does the OP refer to the "rear view" mirror?
One last question - which bank ATMs have a dial to enter passwords/codes?
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/23442
http://www.qatarliving.com/discussion/drive-through-atm-01sep2006
nice one 'apple'...