Doctor vs Mechanic
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The mechanic shouted across the Garage,"Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute. " The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? " The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic : What did he say ??? Guess ......> ... ... He said : "Try to do it when the engine is running". ************ |
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thats funny :)
U seems to have taken your day out for posting.You are just posting things like a Pigeon.Good work keep it up..LOL..........
nice one
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"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams."
"Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime!
very good
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
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Doctor's promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
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Dentist's thinking
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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In safe hands
Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams."
"Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime!