Engineers vs Accountants

RS
By RS

Engineers vs. Accoutants
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" Asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" Says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.

The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

By anonymous• 23 Apr 2008 14:47
anonymous

I used to be in a band .. but not since i came here to Qatar ..

 

i would like to but my schedule is really to busy .. somedays i hardly find time to have my launch .. anyway if i'm free sure i will give u a call ..

 

Do u have a band here?

what Genre r u into? 

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By daiwai• 23 Apr 2008 14:26
daiwai

 

Engineer would ask ..." why is the glass twice the size it  needs to be?" 

 

 

If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.

By daiwai• 23 Apr 2008 14:24
daiwai

..double-entry...

 

f you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.

By britexpat• 23 Apr 2008 13:37
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an accountant. Your gun has only two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the accountant. Twice!

By baloch• 23 Apr 2008 13:32
baloch

hi ram  are with band   or planing to

why dont come to my practice room we may jam  some times  this is my contact num 6659392

chois

 

 

By leo_ieo• 23 Apr 2008 12:46
Rating: 2/5
leo_ieo

 

By anonymous• 23 Apr 2008 12:40
anonymous

Very Nice it proves Engineers are great..... Can do innovative things ha hahaha. Also feel proud & lucky to be an Engineer...... Thanks for the forum Topic........

By anonymous• 23 Apr 2008 12:30
anonymous

Sooooooooooooooo funny .. thanks i like it ..

 

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