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By pj_2804

A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning... he was eating bread & jam when an American while chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy(Filipino) ignores the Kano(American) who,nevertheless, starts a conversation:

 

Kano : "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"

Pinoy : "Of course."

Kano : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines ."

 

The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still the American persists.

 

Kano : "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Pinoy:"Of Course." Kano : (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.

Kano: In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines ."

 

The Pinoy (has getting piss off to him) asks: "Do you have sex in America ?"

Kano : "Why of course we do." Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw! them away, of course."

Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum, and sell them to America !

By Ajnas• 24 Mar 2008 08:17
Ajnas

yakkk

By Vegas• 24 Mar 2008 08:14
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 24 Mar 2008 08:11
skdkak closed 1708224867

xiexie.. u are late .

its updated to english version now. previously it was an aliean language to most of us.

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By xiexie• 23 Mar 2008 19:00
xiexie

but it's in English, right?  everybody can understand.

In the QL forums, I've read Indian jokes, Irish jokes, British jokes, American jokes, etc., why not a Filipino joke?

And it's in the funnies, for pete's sake....

By chingkay• 23 Mar 2008 12:59
chingkay

honesty is the best policy

By owen• 23 Mar 2008 12:52
owen

pj..once again... we have a Filipino page.. http://www.qatarliving.com/group/filipino-expatriates-in-qatar 

[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 23 Mar 2008 12:51
skdkak closed 1708224867

get out of funnies.

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By chingkay• 23 Mar 2008 12:50
chingkay

thumbs up ako,i dont have any against to american

By pam_qatar• 23 Mar 2008 12:44
Rating: 2/5
pam_qatar

 ang galing ng Pinoy!!!!

  s mga kano

nptawa nmn ako dun...

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