fake friends and real friends..
(i received this from someone in my hotmail this morning)
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.
It's supposed to be the opposite way. A friend who knows how to return back something he borrowed is a real friend.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
HHmmm... lostindoha... now that's a thought... hhhmmm... should have started collecting undies from my friends.
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
eeww.. that's gross! keeping your friend's undies.. :))
cheers,
paul
real friends..keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.... sometimes also your pants.. your shoes... your undies...
Fake friends get everything from you including knowledge.
They speak nicely with you and talk bad about you behind your back. However they never show that they are fake friends and are very smart in acting as truly caring friends.It takes some time to understand who actually they are b cos they are sooooo smart.
Real friends are very rare to find and may be none exists. They will never take undue advantage of you and would be there for you whenever you want them.
Think twice b fore you select somebody as a true caring friend.
Their words and promises are like the mid-night biscuits covered with butter, when the sun rise ... that butter melt down and you can't find it there anymore ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
i liked that one:
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
and that one is so true:
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
LOL..
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
fake friends.. smiles at you and compliments you whenever you are with them..but talks ill of you behind your back...
real friends... defends you from people who talks ill behind you, vouching what kind of person you really are..
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
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.....and would go straight to the kitchen and check what's inside your fridge....
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