My favorite bumper sticker goes on upside down and reads, "If you can read this, turn me over." My friend has it on his jeep. I think it would be the ultimate Landcruiser accessory.
I would love to put this on my car bumper...problem is not sure how many would understand English...any one who could give me the Arabic versio........
IF YOU CAN READ THIS ..THEN U R TOO CLOSE......B.A.C.K.O.F.F
" This not a place to clean your nose " i saw once a sticker means like this.Normally people put their fingers in the nose and cleaning it when they are in traffic jam or waiting for signal.
Sticker on my neighbour's car "No life without wife".
And this one I saw on a Egyptian's car "I am not driving fast, I am flying slowly.." Well, next to it was " I love Egypt" (that's how I came to know....)
it's so funny if you see stickers like "RalliArt" on a toyota car -OR- "TRD" on a mitsubishi -OR- "Mugen" on a VW. :D they just wanted the sticker badly on their car windshields or rear glass.
I remember seeing one back in the US that said "If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windsheild" I was asking my husband the other night if he thought I would get arrested if I got one for here. I am hopefully going to get my driver's license this week, and thought if I had a bumper sticker like that I would not be followed too closely!
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The Closer You Get
The Slower I Drive
I GOT OLD BUT STILL I AM GETTING HOT.
You can't teach experience...
"I'm Busy, You're Ugly. Have a Nice Day"
"I Brake For... OH SH!T NO BRAKES"
"Dyslexics Are Teople Poo"
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I dnt knw weather to commit Sucide, or go Bowling
Imran
my car bumper sticker is '' hows my driving plz call my father 6739335 ?????? hahaha
saw on a car before....
I maybe slow... but i'm still ahead of you.
I just read this one yesterday morning...
"Divers do it deeper"
haha
Saw on an H3 recently: I might get lost, but I won't get stuck.
Some that i recall from the streets of London..
"My Other Car is a Porsche"
"Am I bovvered"
"honk if your a plonker"
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HE WHO DARES WINS
"This Machine has No Brain, Use your Own"
cute guy + cute gal = destiny
oogly guy + oogly gal = no choice
cute guy + oogly gal (or vice versa) = BALANCE OF NATURE!!
"a step towards the right path is two steps away from evil"
How about = 'If you want to marry look for a single man.'
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May your dreams take you travelling all through your life.
Keep honking, I'm reloading!
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Wife and dog missing, reward for dog
Imran
"Buri Nazar wala tera muuh Kaala"
if you can read this...
THIS MEANS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE!!!
"I'm a Grandmother, I DRIVE SLOW"
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well i saw this one wich made me burst out laughing!!
MARRIED AND STILL HAPPY!
Peace be upon you.
bt it was " not all men are fools, but some are bachelors..!" "Never love a person you can live with,
Always Love a person you can never live without"
My favorite bumper sticker goes on upside down and reads, "If you can read this, turn me over." My friend has it on his jeep. I think it would be the ultimate Landcruiser accessory.
Mandi
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE
call: 1-800-WHO-CARES
STRANGE!! WHEN I STOP FLYING THEY THINK I AM A CAR
Don't play with me!!
"its strange when i stopped flying they started calling me a car"
"Be Safe Tonight! Sleep with an EMT!"
is a bunch of Stalkers looking around for GENTLEMEN like us dont know whats their problems
keeps sending me emails and pm and txts and mms
did you get any??
last they sent me was a pic of some girl with her tongue upin her nose weird.
Do you mean to say that the PMs am getting are from MMMs?
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I would love to put this on my car bumper...problem is not sure how many would understand English...any one who could give me the Arabic versio........
IF YOU CAN READ THIS ..THEN U R TOO CLOSE......B.A.C.K.O.F.F
UR VEHICLE NEEDS A STEPNI NOT UR LIFE :)
Don't laugh....your daughter may be inside!
I already have some on my car that make people laugh but the newest ones are:
Saluki Taxi
No, my windows aren't dirty, its my Saluki's nose art!
Some of my favorites are:
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him.
Well behaved women rarely made history.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
" This not a place to clean your nose " i saw once a sticker means like this.Normally people put their fingers in the nose and cleaning it when they are in traffic jam or waiting for signal.
A very old rusty cars with this sticker:
THIS CAR IS FULLY PAID, HOW ABOUT YOURS?
Damn you're good. How did you notice the wig underneath the full Abaya ?
Beware I Drive Tanks.....
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
Just Go and Wash your CAR!
Marlboro Lights - Selected fine Tobaccos
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
Sticker on my neighbour's car "No life without wife".
And this one I saw on a Egyptian's car "I am not driving fast, I am flying slowly.." Well, next to it was " I love Egypt" (that's how I came to know....)
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
"I Do It Deeper, and comes out Wet and Satisfied"
and it comes with a scuba divers logo red with white stripe.
"katas ng qatar"
"We Did It on The Floor"
"katas ng qatar"
Brit and Da, I"m on to you guys, you must be working as a team.
I'm sure I saw brit in his pink KIA fleeing the restaurant parking lot as the MMMs were leaving the other night.
Btw brit, that was a really bad wig :-P
is useless now
use the GPS to track the MMM
"Thanks godness"
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it's so funny if you see stickers like "RalliArt" on a toyota car -OR- "TRD" on a mitsubishi -OR- "Mugen" on a VW. :D they just wanted the sticker badly on their car windshields or rear glass.
I use this when cruising near thge Ramada...
"DON'T INSULT THE POOR"
I remember seeing one back in the US that said "If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windsheild" I was asking my husband the other night if he thought I would get arrested if I got one for here. I am hopefully going to get my driver's license this week, and thought if I had a bumper sticker like that I would not be followed too closely!
Motherhood...The hardest job you'll ever love! : )
btw, just for my info, what's the meaning of "I am PJ Johnson" or something like that? most of the cars have it on their windows.
Yes as a matter of fact I DO own the whole damn road
I saw one before.
it says: "Distancia Amigo"
because it was a Garbage Truck. LOL. so smelly!
don't know if this will count, but many times i've seen this grey toyota corolla with two bumper stickers and it's TOYOTA!!
'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'
Stop Following ME
Kiss My Bumper
U Think I Drive FAST ?
No Girls Allowed
Havent seen many but i've seen some on a couple of websites that i'd like to see here in Doha
1. I'm only speeding cause i have to POOP!
2. Horn broken, watch for finger!
3. Honk if you are GAY!
4. No turning signals needed, we all can read your mind.
5. Sorry for driving so close in FRONT of you.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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A sticker in a little car.
I want to be a MERCEDES when I grow up.
guwapo (handsome)on board - seriously, the driver was fugly :)
'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'
Don't follow me, I'm lost!
"You Kiss, You Pay,
I Kiss, Insurance Pay"
Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
Imran
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