Funniest bumper sticker

ishipra
By ishipra

What is the funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?

I Recently saw 1:

"I love to give homemade gifts... Which one of my kids would you like?"

By ishipra• 18 Apr 2014 16:28
ishipra

The Closer You Get

The Slower I Drive

By night rider• 16 Oct 2010 21:15
Rating: 5/5
night rider

I GOT OLD BUT STILL I AM GETTING HOT.

By Vegas• 28 Jun 2009 17:16
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By SAMAEL• 28 Jun 2009 17:05
Rating: 4/5
SAMAEL

"I'm Busy, You're Ugly. Have a Nice Day"

"I Brake For... OH SH!T NO BRAKES"

"Dyslexics Are Teople Poo"

____________________________

By ishipra• 26 Jun 2009 07:29
ishipra

I dnt knw weather to commit Sucide, or go Bowling

Imran

By gucci boy27• 25 Jun 2009 12:59
gucci boy27

my car bumper sticker is '' hows my driving plz call my father 6739335 ?????? hahaha

By jailbroken114• 25 Jun 2009 08:20
Rating: 3/5
jailbroken114

saw on a car before....

I maybe slow... but i'm still ahead of you.

By donosa• 25 Jun 2009 07:55
donosa

I just read this one yesterday morning...

"Divers do it deeper"

haha

By jazigroomer• 25 Jun 2009 07:54
jazigroomer

Saw on an H3 recently: I might get lost, but I won't get stuck.

By GodFather.• 25 Jun 2009 07:37
Rating: 2/5
GodFather.

Some that i recall from the streets of London..

"My Other Car is a Porsche"

"Am I bovvered"

"honk if your a plonker"

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By zyner• 25 Jun 2009 07:32
Rating: 5/5
zyner

"This Machine has No Brain, Use your Own"

By anonymous• 25 Jun 2009 07:02
anonymous

cute guy + cute gal = destiny

oogly guy + oogly gal = no choice

cute guy + oogly gal (or vice versa) = BALANCE OF NATURE!!

"a step towards the right path is two steps away from evil"

By kimd• 25 Jun 2009 05:36
kimd

How about = 'If you want to marry look for a single man.'

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May your dreams take you travelling all through your life.

By ishipra• 25 Jun 2009 03:52
ishipra

Keep honking, I'm reloading!

............................

Wife and dog missing, reward for dog

Imran

By edifis• 18 Jun 2009 22:10
edifis

"Buri Nazar wala tera muuh Kaala"

By coolio78• 18 Jun 2009 08:54
Rating: 2/5
coolio78

if you can read this...

THIS MEANS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE!!!

By donosa• 18 Jun 2009 08:16
donosa

"I'm a Grandmother, I DRIVE SLOW"

By edifis• 18 Jun 2009 00:32
Rating: 3/5
edifis

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By abuabdullah salman• 18 Jun 2009 00:28
Rating: 2/5
abuabdullah salman

well i saw this one wich made me burst out laughing!!

MARRIED AND STILL HAPPY!

Peace be upon you.

By anonymous• 18 Jun 2009 00:00
anonymous

bt it was " not all men are fools, but some are bachelors..!" "Never love a person you can live with,

Always Love a person you can never live without"

By Mandilulur• 17 Jun 2009 23:51
Rating: 3/5
Mandilulur

My favorite bumper sticker goes on upside down and reads, "If you can read this, turn me over." My friend has it on his jeep. I think it would be the ultimate Landcruiser accessory.

Mandi

By Silvia Abdullah• 17 Jun 2009 23:45
Silvia Abdullah

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE

call: 1-800-WHO-CARES

By anonymous• 17 Jun 2009 23:35
anonymous

STRANGE!! WHEN I STOP FLYING THEY THINK I AM A CAR

Don't play with me!!

By snake_eyez• 16 Jun 2009 13:02
snake_eyez

"its strange when i stopped flying they started calling me a car"

By Hoy• 16 Jun 2009 10:36
Rating: 4/5
Hoy

"Be Safe Tonight! Sleep with an EMT!"

By DaRuDe• 16 Jun 2009 10:30
DaRuDe

is a bunch of Stalkers looking around for GENTLEMEN like us dont know whats their problems

keeps sending me emails and pm and txts and mms

did you get any??

last they sent me was a pic of some girl with her tongue upin her nose weird.

By KellysHeroes• 16 Jun 2009 10:23
KellysHeroes

Do you mean to say that the PMs am getting are from MMMs?

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By sashyls• 16 Jun 2009 10:12
sashyls

I would love to put this on my car bumper...problem is not sure how many would understand English...any one who could give me the Arabic versio........

IF YOU CAN READ THIS ..THEN U R TOO CLOSE......B.A.C.K.O.F.F

By Pajju• 16 Jun 2009 09:20
Pajju

UR VEHICLE NEEDS A STEPNI NOT UR LIFE :)

By starfaith25• 16 Jun 2009 09:14
Rating: 4/5
starfaith25

By rutland65• 16 Jun 2009 08:50
rutland65

Don't laugh....your daughter may be inside!

By Scarlett• 16 Jun 2009 08:35
Rating: 3/5
Scarlett

I already have some on my car that make people laugh but the newest ones are:

Saluki Taxi

No, my windows aren't dirty, its my Saluki's nose art!

Some of my favorites are:

Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.

Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him.

Well behaved women rarely made history.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.

-Mark Twain-

By afsal21• 16 Jun 2009 08:32
afsal21

" This not a place to clean your nose " i saw once a sticker means like this.Normally people put their fingers in the nose and cleaning it when they are in traffic jam or waiting for signal.

By mayed• 16 Jun 2009 08:28
mayed

A very old rusty cars with this sticker:

THIS CAR IS FULLY PAID, HOW ABOUT YOURS?

By britexpat• 16 Jun 2009 08:19
britexpat

Damn you're good. How did you notice the wig underneath the full Abaya ?

By Khanan• 16 Jun 2009 08:18
Rating: 4/5
Khanan

Beware I Drive Tanks.....

____________________________________________________

Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 08:09
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Just Go and Wash your CAR!

Marlboro Lights - Selected fine Tobaccos

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 08:07
anonymous

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

By shreeya• 16 Jun 2009 08:06
Rating: 2/5
shreeya

Sticker on my neighbour's car "No life without wife".

And this one I saw on a Egyptian's car "I am not driving fast, I am flying slowly.." Well, next to it was " I love Egypt" (that's how I came to know....)

Everything's gonna be alright!!!

By LAMBORJEEPNEY• 16 Jun 2009 08:05
LAMBORJEEPNEY

"I Do It Deeper, and comes out Wet and Satisfied"

and it comes with a scuba divers logo red with white stripe.

"katas ng qatar"

By LAMBORJEEPNEY• 16 Jun 2009 08:02
LAMBORJEEPNEY

"We Did It on The Floor"

"katas ng qatar"

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 07:59
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Brit and Da, I"m on to you guys, you must be working as a team.

I'm sure I saw brit in his pink KIA fleeing the restaurant parking lot as the MMMs were leaving the other night.

Btw brit, that was a really bad wig :-P

By DaRuDe• 16 Jun 2009 07:56
Rating: 2/5
DaRuDe

is useless now

use the GPS to track the MMM

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 07:55
anonymous

"Thanks godness"

?

By newkidontheblock• 16 Jun 2009 07:54
newkidontheblock

it's so funny if you see stickers like "RalliArt" on a toyota car -OR- "TRD" on a mitsubishi -OR- "Mugen" on a VW. :D they just wanted the sticker badly on their car windshields or rear glass.

By britexpat• 16 Jun 2009 07:53
Rating: 3/5
britexpat

I use this when cruising near thge Ramada...

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 07:51
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

"DON'T INSULT THE POOR"

By MikaylasMom• 16 Jun 2009 07:50
Rating: 4/5
MikaylasMom

I remember seeing one back in the US that said "If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windsheild" I was asking my husband the other night if he thought I would get arrested if I got one for here. I am hopefully going to get my driver's license this week, and thought if I had a bumper sticker like that I would not be followed too closely!

Motherhood...The hardest job you'll ever love! : )

By newkidontheblock• 16 Jun 2009 07:49
newkidontheblock

btw, just for my info, what's the meaning of "I am PJ Johnson" or something like that? most of the cars have it on their windows.

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 07:49
anonymous

Yes as a matter of fact I DO own the whole damn road

By newkidontheblock• 16 Jun 2009 07:48
Rating: 4/5
newkidontheblock

I saw one before.

it says: "Distancia Amigo"

because it was a Garbage Truck. LOL. so smelly!

By somwerNdmiddle• 16 Jun 2009 07:44
Rating: 4/5
somwerNdmiddle

don't know if this will count, but many times i've seen this grey toyota corolla with two bumper stickers and it's TOYOTA!!

'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'

By Rizks• 16 Jun 2009 07:41
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

Stop Following ME

Kiss My Bumper

U Think I Drive FAST ?

No Girls Allowed

By smoke• 16 Jun 2009 07:35
Rating: 4/5
smoke

Havent seen many but i've seen some on a couple of websites that i'd like to see here in Doha

1. I'm only speeding cause i have to POOP!

2. Horn broken, watch for finger!

3. Honk if you are GAY!

4. No turning signals needed, we all can read your mind.

5. Sorry for driving so close in FRONT of you.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By positive• 16 Jun 2009 07:27
Rating: 4/5
positive

A sticker in a little car.

I want to be a MERCEDES when I grow up.

By somwerNdmiddle• 16 Jun 2009 07:10
somwerNdmiddle

guwapo (handsome)on board - seriously, the driver was fugly :)

'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'

By anonymous• 16 Jun 2009 06:53
anonymous

Don't follow me, I'm lost!

By Stone Cold• 16 Jun 2009 04:06
Rating: 5/5
Stone Cold

"You Kiss, You Pay,

I Kiss, Insurance Pay"

By ishipra• 16 Jun 2009 03:22
ishipra

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

Imran

By Dracula• 16 Jun 2009 01:56
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

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