Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman
who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me
tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up
shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
I said 'smarter' NOT 'smart'.. know the difference?
life on earth is good, but not everlasting. all that we have in this planet is temporarily, it is how you lived and how you nourished your spirit b4 the time comes........ living life to the fullest is good, but living life for its purpose is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no comment..but im thinking a little only..is that her style?
Extremely imperfect people think they are really smart...
s_isale, I am smarter than you and gadarene!
Well he thinks he is so smart. thats the reason Drovers. He thinks everyone should enjoy his joke whether they are tasteless or not.
please
Do we all really care.. move on please.. he said,, she said,, so childish...
gadarene, OK.. Now I want to know why was it so important to post here? You were getting late from work but kept on typing.. why???
mathboy,i state again,from my post on sunday the 7th of feb. THIS IS COPY/PASTED FROM MY POST "now,i'm late for work,so i'm going to run." now,i presume you understand english?...what does the above sentence mean to you?...allow me since you didn't get it,no actually i'm very sure you did but you're desperate now so, when i said NOW I'M LATE FOR WORK,was that not clear enough to you? I WAS TO START WORK @ NOON ON SUNDAY THE 7TH,SO POSTING @ 12:11 MEANS?...CORRECT,THAT I'M 11 MINUTES LATE FOR WORK,WHICH IS WHY MY POST WAS @ 12:11.HOW CAN I BE LYING WHEN I'M TELLING YOU IN PURE & SIMPLE ENGLISH THAT I'M LATE FOR WORK?
Let's get this clear mathboy,i know full well,as i believe would be obvious to anyone reading our exchange with half a brain,who amongst us has his foot firmly in his mouth,i'm going to spare you further embarrasment because quite honestly,you have a LONG way to go in terms of maturity because that is how this all started am i right? you were upset that i didn't find your "joke" funny & said so & in true immature, juvenile fashion launched a personal attack on me...what you forgot in your haste was to make sure your accusations have proof to back them up,like i told you,your one mistake but one mistake is all it takes bacchu,now go on,i think i hear your mommmy calling you,you do live with your parents as you admitted yourself right? "Actually I like staying with my parents regardless of I being employed or not" copy/paste from your post on sat. 6/02/10,just in case you accuse me of being a liar...like YOU,LIAR...my work here is done...over & out...
What is so childish Drovers dog?
There is nothing for him to say. Truth prevailed.
Good job mathboy. You proved him liar and comprehende ran away.
gadarene, I proved that you are a liar from your own words. Your last post is at 12:11pm where as your work starts at 12pm and as per your post you left for work a few minutes before 12pm.
How did you post it at 12.11pm? You can't change the fact. Your lies are exposed by your own way of covering it.
Are you saying you left late today? Even if that was the case you are still a liar as you were trying to prove by quoting your working hours vis-a-vis timing of your post.
You have got nothing to say kiddo. You wanted me to prove you a liar. Actually you did yourself. Your post at 12.11pm is the proof you can't challenge!
gadarene-the-liar, Now that it has been proved that you are an unemployed person, I don't have to prove that you are living with your parents. As to your TOEFL scores, it is a part of this tale too. Since your two lies are exposed (by yourself) I have no reason not to believe HM about your TOEFL scores. Who would believe a liar like you.
mathboy,you're just digging yourself in deeper & deeper,now for your proof,
"now,i'm late for work,so i'm going to run." copy/pasted from my post,if you'd actually bothered to read it,i got a bit late for work today but no harm done,sometimes i go early so it balances out BUT my friend,you STILL HAVE NOT PROVED YOUR FALSE CLAIMS,so that means?...correct answer:-YOU ARE STILL THE LIAR HERE.
LeBaNeSeMaN, You aren't funny either! Don't tell me you were not pretending to be one. It isn't funny.. I agree.
Not funny , and I won't say more :)
well i got the joke. but i did not understand the husband part..
how can a male have husband :P
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gadarene, You did a good job but you are caught in your own trap.
In your above post you wrote:
"now,before you even dream of saying "how can you post /-a-t-/ 11:53 am & be /-a-t-/ work by 12?" MY APARTMENT as opposed to my parent's home is exactly a 2 & a half minute drive from my workplace which is another reason i took it..."
I would not ask about 11.54am but I do ask about the above post which you posted on Sun, 07/02/2010 - 12:11pm.
CAUGHT... See how easy it is to prove a liar a liar!
mathboy,unlike you,i don't put my foot in my mouth
post 1)- 26/01- 8:04 am- 9-5 shift
post 2)- 30/1- 8:53 am- 12-8 shift
post 3)- 30/1- 8:41 pm- 12-8 shift
post 4)- 01/2- 10:56 am- my weekly day off on the weeks that i work on saturday.
post 5) -01/02- 6:53 pm- same day off
post 6) 02/02- 7:53 am, 9-5 shift
post 7) 03/02 -11:29 am 12-8 shift
post 8) 03/02- 11:46 am 12-8 shift
post 9) 06/02 - 08:45am 9-5 shift
post 10) 06/02- 06:24pm 9-5 shift
post 11) 07/02- 11:54am 12-8 shift
Here is my proof mathboy,because i unlike you DO NOT MAKE FALSE CLAIMS & AM NOT A LIAR.
now,before you even dream of saying "how can you post @ 11:53 am & be @ work by 12?" MY APARTMENT as opposed to my parent's home is exactly a 2 & a half minute drive from my workplace which is another reason i took it...
now,i'm late for work,so i'm going to run but as always,YOU'RE STILL THE LIAR HERE
nice try mathboy,now i ask again please provide your proof that i am as you claimed
1) unemployed
2) living with my parents
3) posted my TOEFL scores
you dug yourself into a pit with this one mathboy & now you're trying EVERYTHING possible in sheer desperation to get yourself out of it but sorry,until & above you prove your FALSE CLAIMS,statusquo remains,YOU'RE A LIAR
gadarene, I asked you why are you so serious? so upset? so unhappy? so boring and so bored??
Since you insist.. I prove my claim.. here is my answer:
You wrote in one of your above posts proving that you work as dentist
"i fix & pull teeth for a living which is why you won't see a SINGLE thread from me between the hours of 9am & 6pm or between noon & 8pm 'cos i'm /-a-t-/ work..."
In this thread itself you have posted not a SINGLE but MANY posts between the hours you noted above on all days of the week. So you can't say it was the weekend!
See how easy it is to prove a liar a liar!
"fight your own battles" is a figure of speech mathboy,you obviously didn't know that but hey,you learn something new every day eh?...there isn't anything wrong either with being unemployed or living with one's parents but there is definitely something wrong when you LIE about it & use it as a FALSE CLAIM against someone...so let me clarify something for you LIAR...i came back to this country to BE with my parents NOT live with them,i've lived on my own for the past decade & have got used to it & by the grace of God my profession allows me the luxury of having my own place,wherever in the world i've lived,live & will live in the future...your being sure or unsure of my TOEFL scores has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH your FALSE CLAIM that i posted them online like you claim that i did...btw,since you obviously have the free time to go through all of my posts while actually having the audacity to call me unemployed,you'll realize that my arguments are with a certain few "special" people like yourself & your girlfriend hannah,the words for the rest are 'discussions' or 'debates' which is what an open online forum is about,different people are bound to have different opinions,a mature person understands & accepts that fact...so the statusquo remains, no proof of your false claims which means you're STILL THE LIAR HERE...
gadarene, Why are you so serious? so upset? so unhappy? come on 'mate'! Learn to live life. You are so boring. A battle with you does not require a real man, it does not require a man even! By the way why you think it is a battle?
There isn't anything wrong with being unemployed so is staying with the parents. Actually I like staying with my parents regardless of I being employed or not. I am sure you scored well in TOEFL for two good reasons; your English is good and there isn't any reasoning test in TOEFL!
Hannah is not supporting me rather she has been grilling you long before you bump into me. I can see she is one of those people who make fun of you every time. I wonder why? Do you know why? Have you ever thought why you have arguments with everyone?
So beauty is skin deep
@ mathboy,oohhh your girlfriend's back,hannah,your link is to one of my posts,please copy & paste the exact thread where i've mentioned that i'm unemployed,living with my parents & my TOEFL score...mathboy,you're still A LIAR,as for your girlfriend Hannah,i uunderstand her obviously supporting you but unfortunately,she,like you,can't put their money where their mouth is...i have copy/pasted ALL false claims that you have made when i addressed them,NOT provided a link to some thread that you posted on sometime in the past,please ask your girlfriend to do the same,a copy/paste qouting me as
1) unemployed
2) living with my parents
3) my TOEFL score
until then,you're still a LIAR...
btw,a REAL MAN fights his own battles...get it?
HM, It is great you are here. Now you deal with dear gadarene. You only can handle him. He doesn't understand my language.
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/828326
comprehende?
mathboy, you are right he challenged about his TOEFL scores. he is jobless and living with parents.
gade mate @, were you talking about me?
gadarene has made it 2D!
though it is one-sided humour from the wife's point of view.
gadarene, Why are you so serious always?
...well i found this joke hilarious...i was just probably in the right frame of mind at right time...i find that there are other things out there that would really really upset me...so i'm outta here!
claim 1:- "I learned on a thread that you are unemployed and living with your parents."
claim 2:- "I can't forget a post where Gadarene challenged a teenager girl on QL by uploading his TOEFL score report!"
This is copy/paste from your posts above,in case that wasn't clear,NOW prove the above...
I never claimed to be employed or unemployed,living with my parents or indepedantly so i have nothing to prove...you made the claims above,now PROVE IT LIAR...
I did not make any claim dear gadarene. You have yet to prove you are not unemployed and living independently.
mathboy,you still haven't proved your claims which means YOU'RE A LIAR...btw,we can go on like this for as long as it takes but do realize that you're digging yourself in deeper with every post you write WITHOUT proving your FALSE CLAIMS...LIAR...
gadarene, seriously you should be honoured that I have read your post. You failed your TOEFL TWE... incorrect use of i.e.! You should have said "i.e. you're NOT a liar"..
mathboy,thank you for reading my post,i'm honoured...however,you haven't produced any proof buddy...i.e you're a LIAR...
gadarene, Lucky guy.. I read your post.. Ok.. kiddo.. now you prove me wrong. Do you mind telling your TOEFL scores?
By the way I started liking you.
@ mathboy,long reply but no proof. i.e not only do you have a bad sense of humour,you're also a LIAR...end conversation...
Gadarene, How many times you have to be told that you have to reborn to talk to me?
You have lost your credibility. You are not worth reading. I am certain reading your posts, which do not repay the reading is a sheer case of naiveté for person of my intellectual level.. With every line you write, you actually expose your idiocy and ignorance as you have overthrown your reasoning completely. Here I get a little understanding of why you have a very jaundiced view of everything around you--you living with your parents and being unemployed.
I did not read your above post with attention. It is funny as you have worked way too hard in writing this post, time is obviously not precious…you sound to have plenty of time.
Honestly you made me laugh with your above post..some of the most amusing comments I have ever read.. Even a cursory reading of your post reveals your hypersensitiveness and dumbness. It shows poignantly how anger can enervate rational responses. I will not comment on this post as I feel you have written it in a fret and frenzy and it also strikes me as another post from a certified loser. Obviously it has not earned an answer.. though I think it is remarkable for its length. I must admit that all your posts are characterised by remarkable intensity of foolishness which give them the unique Gadarene stamp and represent high watermark of the most stupid thoughts.
Typically I would not open dialogues with someone having views as you do; I only engage in discussions with educated and eloquent people who have a good intellectual capacity. I welcome differences.
I know my candid comments, my habit of calling a spade a real spade and flippancy would annoy even a very cool minded person. Obviously you, an irrational fool got burned, was indispensable.
Find some work kiddy.
@ mathboy,unfortunately yours or any of our "intuition" alone isn't enough to level baseless allegations against someone simply because they questioned your sense of humour on an online public forum...now,put your money where your mouth is little boy. if i may quote you:-
1)"I learned on a thread that you are unemployed and living with your parents." when i replied to that allegation with, "because of course EVERYTHING you read on QL is 100% true & the gospel truth right? my friend,you do realize how extremely stupid it makes you look when you dig up some personal attack that some jobless person has made on another person in some other thread & believe it to to be the truth?"
You allege that i am unemployed & live off my parents,please provide proof of the above as you would agree it's a fairly serious allegation you're making with no proof whatsoever.
2) "I can't forget a post where Gadarene challenged a teenager girl on QL by uploading his TOEFL score report!" once again,an allegation with no proof,please post a link to this supposed post failing which your allegation is,once again,A LIE,pure & simple...
Now,to get to the real crux of the matter,i had an exchange some months back with some jobless,retarded chic who kept taking on new id's on QL because she kept getting banned by the MODs for her language,i believe she started out as drywood & then the various different spellings of that same name & after ALL of those got banned,she switched to "Hannah montana",don't hannah around anymore either so i'm guessing she got banned as well,now i don't know & don't care what the connection is between you & that person & i also don't know,nor care to know who you are...you posted a joke that makes a mockery of human suffering,that's my opinion,i'm entitled to it & i stated it,you chose to make it personal,extend it out into a long drawn out argument,making personal,untrue allegations with no proof to back up your claims,c'mon man,get a life seriously,you can't deal with the truth when someone confronted you with it,the fact that your joke was in poor taste,you just could'nt/cannot handle the truth or an opinion that's different from yours,well then you shouldn't be posting on a public forum my friend,to give you an example,here's another joke posted today on QL,it's about a guy recovering from surgery BUT it's not in bad taste & doesn't make a mockery of the guy, http://www.qatarliving.com/node/900863 check it out & check out the replies,NOT A SINGLE NEGATIVE one,know why? because it's a genuinely funny joke,the one you posted along with being in bad taste also isn't very funny so why get upset when someone tells it like it is? like i said earlier,what you find funny may not be funny to someone else & vice versa,what's the big deal with that? people are different from each other are they not?...so in finality,since you had the audacity to make baseless allegations against someone you don't know,back it up with proof & by proof i don't mean cut & paste from what SOMEONE ELSE has written about me on some other thread,that's NOT proof & also please cut & paste MY post with my TOEFL score on it like you allege i posted & if you can't,which i know you can't 'cos your allegations are both false & baseless,i suggest you refrain from wasting time,both yours & mine...please & thank you...
I have a suspicion that these losers have personal grudge against me. My intuition says that it is one guy speaking from four IDs.
Funny characters actually. I can't forget a post where Gadarene challenged a teenager girl on QL by uploading his TOEFL score report!
s_isale is suggesting that school leavers are better than people with post-graduate degrees! He has also assumed that I have two MA degrees.. I have actually none!
OMG! It's a joke, if you find it funny say so, if not move on to the next thread. What's the big deal???
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Loved it post some more.. let them all complain some more
What is ‘doble MA's’?
aha.. A non-matriculate is telling me about referencing! Have conversation with like-minded and like-caliber people. Gadarene is the one with whom you can hold this 'intellectual discussion'. Khattak and I are far above you and your ignorant mate.
The least an educated guy could have done was to at least acknowledge that the wordings were not his.... This is too much for the high minded ones, they think they can copy and paste anything they want.....
Well high-minded people cannot think in the way that a normal person thinks.
Looks like you and Khattak are two sides of the same coin. Must be a split personality.
DOuble MA's are really a special group of people. Being from sub continent you know how good doble MA's are......
The school leavers are much better than the so called double MA's
gadarene, Didn't you hear kiddy.. I said "you have to reborn to talk to me."
@ mathboy,you need help son...your choice of language is juvenile to say the least & ANYONE reading our exchange would figure who amongst us is the frustrated one here...but then again,as you've stated honestly in your profile,you're opinionated & argumentative,which means this can go on forever & your name calling will degenerate further so i'm stepping back from this one...your joke is so funny i fell off my chair laughing...haha...happy now little boy,i mean mathboy?...
mathboy, Your joke is in a bad taste.
Drovers dog, I am writing this note so that you do not form a negative impression about me based on my comments on this thread.
What you have noticed is understandably frustrating for anyone to read. I personally apologise to you for the tasteless comments I have made about others. I realize that it was an unfortunate use of words that absolutely did not reflect a kind of person I am. It was not my nature, but I had no choice, as you see. It was certainly a harmless joke, may not be funny at all to many, but some guys in their comments unwisely panned it and exchanged mean comments. You see the language of this guy who calls himself dentist:
“seriously how shallow & clueless must one be to write this sort of trash & how equally shallow & clueless must one be to post it???...”
Does he deserve any respect? Such comments are stifling and prevent me to deal with these guys with respect. Of course I too failed when my patience, virtue and perseverance were tested.
As someone says, an old one and again, it's in my y inbox because it's a good piece.
And I'm surprised why the young man is getting more negative feedbacks than positive! Maybe a need for a little change of bad attitude and response!!
"Why is my PM access blocked?"
Smile for god sake.. some people here are so bitter. dont reply if yiou are so bitter, i would hate to know some of you in real life,,,,
gadarene, I have not read your post. I do not retain my regard for you because of your buffalo-headedness. You are confused. Idle man's brain is devil's work shop, close yours... find some work. Soon your dad will kick you out and you will become homeless. I see myself posting a joke about 'dirty and shabby-looking homeless man asking for a couple of riyals for dinner.'
You need to see a psychologist.
A brief read of your posts on QL clearly reveals that you are a dumb person. I always found you talking in a manner which is manifestly absurd. Each post of yours indicates your true description as the most dumb, captious, and incorrigible loser. You carry in your little head a confounded farrago of doubts and inferiority complex. I take you as a joke and feel amused by your comments, but my attitude of amusement changes when you try to engage in discussions directly with me. Don’t respond because you have to reborn to talk to me.
@ mathboy,your "joke" IMHO is in extremely poor taste & is demeaning to poor,homeless people & makes light of their situation by comparing them to the type of women who spend all their time shopping,getting their hair done & quaffing wine,i thought that was obvious but quite clearly you didn't get the point...now,it's obvious you've lifted this "joke" from somewhere & haven't written it yourself so why the extreme reaction mate?!...share a good,real joke & i'll be the first one to laugh with you,this piece however is in poor taste,that's my opinion & i'm entitled to it,if you don't think so,that's cool,what's not cool is you expecting everyone here to be rolling on the floor after reading that "joke" & taking it VERY PERSONALLY when someone points out that it's in poor taste...
"I learned on a thread that you are unemployed and living with your parents. Obviously you can't enjoy any joke in such circumstances. Don't waste your time on QL. Find some work dude."??? because of course EVERYTHING you read on QL is 100% true & the gospel truth right? my friend,you do realize how extremely stupid it makes you look when you dig up some personal attack that some jobless person has made on another person in some other thread & believe it to to be the truth?...now that my friend is truly jobless,btw,i fix & pull teeth for a living which is why you won't see a SINGLE thread from me between the hours of 9am & 6pm or between noon & 8pm 'cos i'm @ work,if you'd done your "investigation" properly,you'd have realized that fact Sherlock...
The very fact that you've taken such offence to my post despite the fact that you've merely shared this "joke" not actually written it yourself speaks volumes of the fact that you DO REALIZE it's in poor taste & got very upset when i pointed that out to you,which is fine & very predictable,HOWEVER,a real man would respond by saying that,while it's ok for me to have my opinion,he still thinks it's funny,you however responded typically like a spoilt little boy would if you correct him,he realizes he's wrong but won't accept it...catch my drift mathboy?...
s_isale, Your comments about this joke were as clear as mud, and now your name is mud. Your posts did not repay my reading so I had decided not to comment. Now I feel there is a need to help you wind up your preoccupations.
Cynical is with C but yours is with S. For you I would not want to use a right word even in a negative sense. Synical suits better to insanity you display. You like picking on language.. let's do it together:
"One mans idea of joke may not another man's idea oof a joke. That is the problem with high minded people..."
What is one 'mans'? Where is ‘a’ in idea of joke? What is the 'idea of joke'? what is 'oof'?
Double MAs are certainly better than school leavers!
Nice to know that you are atleast good at something really important like picking up spelling mistakes...might be feeling good now? :-)
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Is it synical as in S or cynical as in C?
Sitting behind a computer screen doesnt help in identifying the poster......
Another of those high minded people I believe. Must be those double MA types..........
Quoting s_isale:
"One mans idea of joke may not another man's idea oof a joke. That is the problem with high minded people......."
Yeah, that's the problem with the Synical & Depressed minded people like you and a few others on the site...May God Help YOU.
*GET WELL SOON*
:-)
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Give me another Chance...I wanna grow up once Again
Rev.s, I am looking for the person who invented supplementary credit card.
ah so you are high minded person.........
great to know that.
Anyway, there is nothing funny to be seen on that side. One mans idea of joke may not another man's idea oof a joke. That is the problem with high minded people.......
MORAL of the story....Women Looks worse like a beggar, if she has gives up shopping, hair appointments, and ,Beauty salons,Cell phone(wine).
Now all men out there after reading this story please dont hesitate to give ur CC to ur wife..don't get mad as she have to look like ur *Queen* :)
-: Kindness is a Language the deaf can hear and the blind can see :-
Khattak, Totally agree with you on this. Generally to understand some jokes, a high-minded person is needed. Frankly, I wasn’t dumbfolded at what I saw in response to this joke by some nitwits. I am little surprised that the dumbest fellow of QL (gadarene) hasn’t come back.. though I am glad he got me and quit razzing me! Good for him…
aur ho jaye .. lage raho munna bhai.. ;)
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SambaCool, I am in a weekend mood.
Lolzzz...The Punch Line was good enough to make you laugh.
Dont know why so many people thought it be useless or trash...maybe it needs a brain to understand :-)
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Give me another Chance...I wanna grow up once Again
mathboy..are you free today? You are posting and posting and posting and posting...
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cooooool
Thank you snessy.
mathboy, I appreciated your joke, although I've heard it before :-)
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
s_isale, ????
happygolucky, No harm in posting it again!
gadarene, Why are YOU sorry? This is a joke but not as funny as you are. By the way you make me laugh all the time with your posts and how people make fun of you. I learned on a thread that you are unemployed and living with your parents. Obviously you can't enjoy any joke in such circumstances. Don't waste your time on QL. Find some work dude.
indigo_res, It does! so...
It Sucks
sorry,is this supposed to be a joke?...i sure as hell ain't laughing...seriously how shallow & clueless must one be to write this sort of trash & how equally shallow & clueless must one be to post it???...
Was posted a few months back..
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