The Great - Realy Funny one

expnad
By expnad

Kuttappan The Great

He is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai.
Not well educated and he is working as a peon. This Kuttappan
is having a problem. If he hear somebody talk he will come in
between saying that I know that very well I know him very well
like that.

One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person, a North
Indian, he was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in
between saying that oh Arni he is my best friend.

Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend
of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India.

Kuttappan said if u wont believe its your problem I cant help you. Ok.
The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as
My assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens.
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY.
Arnold was There in NY. They went to meet Arnold.
Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him
asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see where were you man?
Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee. Boss was stunned.
When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we will go to
Clintons place. Let's find out whether u know him or not.
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger
asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan
went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side
the gate.

When Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get
blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me.
At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope
JohnPaul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan,
do you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan
that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time
and went inside the crowd.

After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John
Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss
became unconscious and fell down. When Kuttappan cameback his
boss was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics.

Kuttappan asked Sir what happened.
Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I
believe and u know Pope John Paul I believe that too but
WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING "WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN", after hearing that I became unconscious.

LESSON FROM THIS STORY

NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI ....

* Malayali = Keralite, those who live in kerala
By Andrews• 22 May 2008 09:05
Andrews

Expand ......u could hav posted it in QL Kairaly

By expnad• 22 May 2008 01:40
expnad

thanks for your advise i will care next time

By baloch• 20 May 2008 23:44
baloch

ok this good story but not a funny joke if like share if u dont mind but make it short the story dont killl the articles (timing boy timing ) every thing in timing is good

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