ho ho ho ;o)

A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :
- Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
- What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
- No, restart the router, please!
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

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A lady makes a phone call to a drug store:
- Excuse me, do you have pregnancy tests?
- Yes we do.
- Are the questions of the test difficult?
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Office girl tells her boss: I don't want to blackmail you, but if you don't increase my salary, I will start writing memoir.