Honey,,,Get Me another Beer
After a long day at work, a man comes home and plonks down into his favourite couch and turns on the telly.
He says to his wife, ‘Get me a beer honey – it’s about to start.’ His wife goes to the kitchen slightly annoyed and gets him a beer.After ten minutes and another beer down, the man says, ‘Honey quick – another one – it’s about to start!’ His wife goes red in the face, storms into the kitchen, gets him another beer and slams it down next to him.He finishes the beer, lifts his hand and says, ‘Honey – it’s about to start any minute now! Get me another beer!’ This time his wife can’t take it anymore. She turns off the Telly, stands in front of him arms crossed, and starts shouting, ‘Is that all you do? Drink beer and watch TV? You’re nothing but a worthless slob who does nothing around here but drink and…’
The man sighs and says, ‘It’s started…’
it shouldve started after the first one....he does have hands and legs to get his own...
lol.. so thats what he was waiting for to get started...