How dirty is your mind?
Let's a have a little trivia.
To test how dirty is your mind.
The Answers of the following questions can be found at the very bottom of this post.
But I suggest you try to answer all the questions first,
before you view them...
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means
the same as
intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has
only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about
six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that
they often blow it?
4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long,
end in u-n-t, one
of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with
k, and if you
can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and
can make a girl
fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on
the bottom of
birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer
on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives
it to his wife
after they're married?
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Answers:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
I have only one thing on my mind..***
O God I am normal
Tsk Tsk,,,
your mind guys dont only need some cleaning but a hard brainwashing and bleaching. hehe
Exactly Avvid........all these questions are played with double meanings....
There is NO limit of a Dirty Mind,
could comfortably read your MIND ;D
All big and oldies plays at NIGHT ;)
Avid why did you change your id?
:-))))
For coming up with this quiz.
i need a pillow
edifis..... I can donate my brain to you. It's never been used.
What the hell were you guys doing behind my back!!!!!
Grrrrrrrr drmana don't worry your knight is here now, you are safe, You can come back :-P
Something similar to the lines...
I have one,
Your dad has one,
Your Mom uses your dads,
your aunt uses your uncles,
Indians have a long one,
Chinese have a short one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
Do you have one....how long is your one?
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Sure you must be having a SURNAME!
What were you thinking....?! :-)
I do no?
Do I look like a freakin' bat?
So sad the beautiful Doc has taken to heels. Words of appreciation and sincere affection is always mistaken. Do I look like a wolf??
what went wrong?: too stoned to notice that SHE'S GONE! :)
Guys, I am gone from here and I have not read your comments above. This is so embarrassing. Puff.....I disappeared now. Bye bye
Good night!
:-P
If you'll survive till tomorrow! :P
Drmana I am the first member of the Doc's Fan Club Doha. So the first date is with me. Ok???
you can run but you cant hide :P
IF Sonyia doesn't come...you're NEXT! :P
Nooooooo........OK I am out of here now. Need to run fast. Good night :-))))
Hey Hey only for this Doc Fan Club Doha. Moderators Mehnis and Dracs. OK ??
yes, you're the first
(* writing "Mehnis" in my black-bloody list)
phew......thanks Drac, I am so relieved. Poor Soniya:-P
Ok Dracs lets start a Doc fan club. Lets see how many line up for a date. Remember I am the first ;) Ok??
wow yeppy i'm perfect it means my mind is not dirty
Drac only bites...from a special part of the body..:)
no way..you're safe!
I am waiting for my Sonyia to come back (also a married smart-sexy-cool one) :)
What? its dracula now, God help me :-P
Married or not...I'll follow the title of this topic! :P
Yeah Dracula, another tragedy of life :-)
Sigh!! Yes you are right Dracs
No UK why don't you get it right.Drmana is a pumpkin!
Looks like I have been flirting around a lot.....need to stop it ASAP:-)))
She's So Cool, So Smart, So Beautiful: Must Be Married! :P
Yeah UKeng, I am.....so finally I got the privilege of being noticed by you :-)
But Doc how can you blame a love lost puppy with his tongue hanging out desperate to get a pat on his head by the most beautiful one on QL?? Just look at his deep soulful eyes.
I certainly don't
drmana so your a female.. Took me so long to work it out..:)
WK, grrrrrr.......That flirt. Please tell him to stop flirting with me, there are plenty of girls around for him:-( he he he he he
Taken or not...I'll follow the title of this topic! :P
I know I know --WK is going to kill me for this!!!!!!
Lol Mehnis...stop discussing me and back topic:-)
Ofcourse she is Dracs. A most beautiful human being. Even though looks are just transitional for everyone else, she is like wine. Grows more bewitching day by day.
Lol dracula.....yes, very much taken:-P
Were really tricky question after much hard concentration, I am glad to say that I got all of them ...............
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Wrong!
errr
Groups: "Mums in Doha"
(smart,beautiful and..TAKEN)
grrrrrrrrrrr...:(
Mehnis, along with being a doc..I am a normal human:-)and beautiful???...thanks ;-)
Is she beautiful?
So the most beautiful Doc is also sailing in the same boat as us.
Oh..Yes, I do!
Uhhh..I feel better now! :)
Oh ok......All I can say is I didn't get all the answers right:-)
Hey Dracs lips are sealed--remember your promise??
What I meant was more tests are required on you to determine if your mind is dirty or not !!!!!!! That is why I said no symptoms are more dangerous.
Apart of you...there is anybody who knows about my affair? :P
Mehnis ???? sorry, I didn't get you
Doctors never assume anything. No symptoms are more dangerous than a full blown affair! ;)
dirty qstns???
Mehnis, I have mind so no question of its being dirty:-P
Hey Doc how many did you get right??
Lol.....so many dirty minds around
Britex, that means you need mind replacement surgery.
Same symptoms...same remedy.
I didn't get one right.... What does that mean ?
Good one FF. The topic headline said it all and I carefully avoided the quite obvious answers. I got most right and I did not dare answer the one's I could not think of!!!!!!!!!
So Drmana you are DrPumpkin?
lol... nice one FF..
Sorry edifis, no match found :-P
DrPumpkin, You the Docktor. You recommend surgery. Now you show me mind bank.
too risky.....many virus around, find someone else as donor :-P
FF, Im not an anime fan...
LOL Drmana, are you afraid of USB?
Now days mind transference is possible through bluetooth and wifi too.
MJ
what edifis is talking about is the Japanese Anime show "Bleach" it's shonen(anime for boys)
I wonder why asked you about it. LoL
LoL..
It's just a trivia to see if you really have a dirty mind or not..
and me..
I only got 6 of the questions right..
edifis, my mind is fully sealed...can't donate:-P
never heard of it.
Yes the anime bleach?
Japanese bleach?
Mj do you have the Japanese bleach?
mind is not washable...only way to clean it is to first lose it and then wait for the new mind to grow back and in the meantime you can be happily mindless.
LOL edifis...not so much.. i got most of the answers right.. :P
USB port?
That's it: too many viruses! :P
Mj, bleach! you too dirty.
Drmana, will you donate some mind. I have a USB port in my head. Do you have one?
edifis, get yourself mind replacement surgery:-P
edifis, don't forget to use lots of bleach... :P
My mind is dirty. I got it all wrong. How can I wash my mind? Tide or Surf?
:-)
u made all the QLers mind dirty ;) lolz
now WK, here's another business idea for you after your successful Love clinic: a Mind-cleaning shop... :P
Who said i have a dirty mind ;)
I think the only way to clean a mind is through brainwashing...
Wow...my mind needs lot of cleaning after reading this :)
You are dirty minded :P ....lol