How to Make a Woman Happy ??

supernova2016
By supernova2016

How to Make a Woman Happy ??
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a phsiotherapist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. One Small Smile

Regards..

By my_kris2ffer• 25 Dec 2009 19:25
my_kris2ffer

mariam_mar, yeah it really does and its hardly to figure it out.

DON'T LET FANTASY ROB YOU OF YOUR REAL LIFE BEAUTY

By raja_134• 25 Dec 2009 18:49
raja_134

aherm...

I therefore conclude, I am not that essential. Sorry, never been perfect.

By anonymous• 25 Dec 2009 18:23
anonymous

....one most essential factor is sincerity.......If you don't mean it, you will never make her happy....

Are you nuts?......no doubt I am crazy about you!

By anonymous• 25 Dec 2009 15:28
anonymous

Poor guys. Just love her unconditionally.

By mariam-mar• 25 Dec 2009 15:14
mariam-mar

At last i've found one...oh i need not to find another...

May not perfect, but not imperfect !!!!LOL!

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.

There is no use of crying over spelt milk"

By supernova2016• 25 Dec 2009 09:14
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By mariam-mar• 25 Dec 2009 01:26
mariam-mar

my_k, there is a mystery of a smile of a woman, it means and does everything for a man... lol!

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.

There is no use of crying over spelt milk"

By my_kris2ffer• 17 Dec 2009 09:51
my_kris2ffer

what there's lot of lists for women and we got only 1?

DON'T LET FANTASY ROB YOU OF YOUR REAL LIFE BEAUTY

By LeBaNeSeMaN• 17 Dec 2009 09:16
LeBaNeSeMaN

mintus said it all :

1- Huge bank account (accesible for her at anytime, unlmited credit cards,...)

2- A 10-12 inch rooster ;)

By LeBaNeSeMaN• 17 Dec 2009 09:14
LeBaNeSeMaN

mintus said it all :

1- Huge bank account (accesible for her at anytime, credit cards,...)

2- a 10-12 Inch rooster :P

By LeBaNeSeMaN• 17 Dec 2009 09:13
Rating: 2/5
LeBaNeSeMaN

Wash the comforter and the blankets regularly, only then you will be good .... in bed :P

By anonymous• 17 Dec 2009 09:09
anonymous

By LeBaNeSeMaN• 17 Dec 2009 09:04
LeBaNeSeMaN

just be good in bed :P:P

By bhavnas• 17 Dec 2009 08:40
bhavnas

It's fine for a joke but I hope you don't think in reality that's the way to make a woman happy..

By mariam-mar• 17 Dec 2009 08:37
mariam-mar

Looking for someone who is capable of doing all of the above, pagiiiiiing!

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.

There is no use of crying over spelt milk"

By supernova2016• 11 Dec 2009 14:38
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By supernova2016• 11 Dec 2009 14:38
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By angelsanddemons24• 11 Dec 2009 12:19
angelsanddemons24

i beg to disagree...isn't your list applicable to all?

hehehe

By juicyme• 11 Dec 2009 11:45
juicyme

no. 53

By supernova2016• 11 Dec 2009 09:11
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By marie_2• 11 Dec 2009 06:56
marie_2

those...and more :)

...listen to the sound of silence....

By anonymous• 11 Dec 2009 04:48
anonymous

supernova you really ask yourself all those questions???

No wonder you are not happy..

By supernova2016• 11 Dec 2009 00:14
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By flanostu• 10 Dec 2009 23:39
flanostu

have a 12 inch tongue and breathe through his ears.

By mariam-mar• 10 Dec 2009 23:36
mariam-mar

Hhhhmmmm, sounds humble....

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.

There is no use of crying over spelt milk"

By britexpat• 10 Dec 2009 23:33
britexpat

Thanks, but I am already in a relationship :O)

By mariam-mar• 10 Dec 2009 23:24
mariam-mar

Who and where's that perfect man to do all things above?

I Want you pleeeeeease!

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.

There is no use of crying over spelt milk"

By nephi2kph• 10 Dec 2009 16:54
nephi2kph

SLAVES just to make women happy? sorry beg to disagree.

By yousefmsh• 10 Dec 2009 16:41
Rating: 3/5
yousefmsh

The woman has 2 baskets one at front and another one at her back, what ever u do wrong she put it in the front Basket and if u do something good she put it in the back basket , and when u have an argument with her she open the front basket and forget about the back one !!!!

By mary faith• 10 Dec 2009 16:35
mary faith

i doubt if there is one man who 's willing to do all those things mentioned above..then maybe i will be happy too...

By britexpat• 10 Dec 2009 15:58
britexpat

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater."..

Yep.. I only had a small debt before I got married :O(

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 12:25
anonymous

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

By Victory_278692• 10 Dec 2009 12:24
Victory_278692

A brave heart clown, pet, dumb, multi talented

available with REMOTE control to satisfy the MOST difficult creation of Lord ;) with 100% guaranteed flawless satisfaction......uuuuhhhhh!

By mintus• 10 Dec 2009 12:08
mintus

1 Have a Huge Bank Account

2 Have a 10/11 inch Clock ;)

By pinkpanther81177• 10 Dec 2009 12:01
pinkpanther81177

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit...

By owen• 10 Dec 2009 11:56
owen

its not that really complicated to make a woman happy, given the above.. :) (even we are admittedly complicated.. lol)...

there are some woman who could be happy with just having a good communication with his partner... but even this, sometimes the other party finds it hard to give... wonder why.. :/

[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

By pinkpanther81177• 10 Dec 2009 11:45
pinkpanther81177

To satisfy a woman the foremost thing is u shoud love her , do not cheat her and share both ur sorrow and joy to her..

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 11:33
anonymous

...it's not eternal anymore...

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

By Ice Maiden• 10 Dec 2009 11:32
Ice Maiden

The Eternal Quest ......

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 11:16
anonymous

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

By Khawaga• 10 Dec 2009 11:09
Khawaga

I think you guys are chasing the wrong women. Either that, or I'm dating the wrong men. I'm a simple girl with simple pleasures. Just keep up your end of the conversation and make me laugh from time to time and I'm yours. All the rest is just frosting.

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 11:04
anonymous

I had started a thread like this months back and after that I have seen atleast 5 similar threads.

Anyways, thats always a refreshing topic...All my research went down the drain.

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

By kinimoto• 10 Dec 2009 10:54
kinimoto

no limit credit cards...

By astigD90• 10 Dec 2009 10:49
astigD90

satisfy her....

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:48
anonymous

i guess supernova is a super sth that he wrote alllllll these needs needed from the man...but you know not all these points needed to satisfy the woman, coz simply there's no absolutes at our life, plus every woman picks her piriority needs from every man, and that's what is called love - love is finding everything a person wants at another partner (or major)

so chill out, today is thursday and we have the weekend...have a nice weekend all of you

N.F SHAKIB

By progression• 10 Dec 2009 10:23
progression

you are really good in summarizing woman's happiness brit. i wonder why you post that "man who left his wife to....die!?"

progress

By Alqatariya• 10 Dec 2009 10:20
Alqatariya

I'm voting for bestheartman's comments!!!

Cheeers

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:19
anonymous

They only work for a while, brit. As long as the battery has charge.

By britexpat• 10 Dec 2009 10:18
britexpat

Perhaps it'll be easier and cheaper to buy her one of those bendy battery operated gadgets with funny looking accessories.

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:14
anonymous

Partly, brit.

By supernova2016• 10 Dec 2009 10:14
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By Victory_278692• 10 Dec 2009 10:14
Victory_278692

with several magical tricks to satisfy the MOST difficult creation of Lord ;)

By britexpat• 10 Dec 2009 10:11
Rating: 2/5
britexpat

Athletic master gynaecologist..

That would make her happy...

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:10
anonymous

Actually a list like the one above is not working. It has to be a context.

By supernova2016• 10 Dec 2009 10:09
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:06
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Love everyone for Allah and give respct as per Allah say --- then no need to do all

By rein• 10 Dec 2009 10:03
rein

an affectionate tone is not too much, though.

"To err is human. To errs is humans."

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:01
anonymous

the list is small, many elements are still missing

eHow - How to Travel from Qatar to UAE and Oman by road

By anonymous• 10 Dec 2009 10:00
anonymous

That's too much for this morning!

By supernova2016• 10 Dec 2009 09:52
supernova2016

We find ourselves in a bewildering world. We want to make sense of what we see around us and to ask: What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

Sir Stephen Hawking.

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