How to tell if you're married
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Or BAT GIRL... ;)
..... returning home after being in the company of.... ROBIN!
You ask "How to tell if you're married"
Simplest answer - "Look at your bank statement each month" :(
married man hardly believes in change so fast ....
Blind? or probably playing innocent..
Maybe the husband was Blind!!??
It's the Catwoman with stilettos, not Batman.
Mayb she was wearing it wrong...lol
I don't need a woman in Batman outfit to tell whether I am married or not. I know my marital status. If I forget i will check my passport first rather than perform such weird experiments!