How to tell you are married
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Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you."
Then we made love all night long."
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."
The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said:
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
loooooooooool .. jauntie i'm in office and i couldn't help it but laughing out loudly .. u gonna put me in trouble ... that was really funny .. I like it a lot .
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i was so bored reading new topics but while reading your topic you sure gave me a laugh that was neat....differentiating a married from not married..cool hahahaha
lol..
LoL. Good one!
SR u mean to say men in qatar r not sexy
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Really liked and had laugh
The guy must have stayed in Qatar too long lol
CL GUY
don't you think?
jauntie....good one....lol
She should answer......."*ex on the dinner table."
A laugh during the dying hours of work is great. Cheers mate
Thanks Jauntie!
it is sooo true....:)
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i Like the last one....the married woman"what's for dinner, Batman?"
LOL.........................Jaunts howz the life in UK ?
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That was great!!!!
What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.
~Tolstoy~
:D hehehe
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Jauntie. Glad to weather is better now in the UK, when I was there it was soooooo cold,
I had to have the central heating on!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny...lol....
i c jauntie thats why i dont see you around, last time was at al bandar. yes certainly u missed out our gathering lately. but no worries. you always in our thought. enjoy the nice cold UK weather. Here is too hot. Today in 43c
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
Awesome I actually gigled at work and people were wondering what i was upto!!!!
I'm in UK Mila - due back around 20 May. Guess I'm missing all the fun over there, but it's a lovely sunny spring day here so it's not all bad!
Love it!
LOl nice one jauntie.. long time dont hear from you. hope all good
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.