Husband N Wife

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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By Intelligent• 28 Jan 2009 19:47

I am still unmarried nite_rider. Will tell you once I have the experience.

Peace.

By nite_rider• 28 Jan 2009 18:07

i dont wana get murdered

By dyoskie• 28 Jan 2009 18:04

hahhahaha... lolz..

wers ladycharm?

By nite_rider• 28 Jan 2009 17:47

u had a drink widout me again :(

By dyoskie• 28 Jan 2009 17:46

i have three jokes for u..

1.joke

2.joke

3.joke

peace!..hahaha

By nite_rider• 28 Jan 2009 17:39

juz a joke .

By nite_rider• 28 Jan 2009 17:39

By Intelligent• 28 Jan 2009 17:35

Rating: 4/5

Are you sure that is the only thing goes on before and after marraige. lolz...

Peace.

By chinitasai08• 28 Jan 2009 17:33

sad thing about marriage :(

By Victory_278692• 28 Jan 2009 17:32

Jawaab is required from your hubby Ma'm (ensure u should not be around, when he will comment)

By Salmamohd• 28 Jan 2009 17:26

Rating: 2/5

Its not that way....Atleast n ma married life:)

By Victory_278692• 28 Jan 2009 17:06

to cherish my friend..

By nite_rider• 28 Jan 2009 17:01

how many U turns u had til now ?

By Victory_278692• 28 Jan 2009 16:48

Rating: 3/5

post marriage, your LIFE get full U turn and WIFE makes your LIFE upside DOWN!!!

hahahahahahaha

By nite_rider• 28 Jan 2009 16:44

Santa travelling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he

shouted 'Bombay..Bombay' .Airhostess said "B silent"..Santa said "OK".. Ombay

Ombay"

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