I am a Malabari/ Mallu/ Malayali/Keralite....

Elegance
By Elegance

Am really curious to know the nick names different nationalities have for each other...That will be the biggest cultural exchange happening in this forum..

By Attitudeizmine• 2 Dec 2014 08:35
Attitudeizmine

They started again in Malayalee, shameless mallus. Mallus are hated by everyone. They know it. They just don't care because they don't have feelings or Human qualities.

And how can anyone survive with this thing knowing that people hate for being the way you are...

By Attitudeizmine• 2 Dec 2014 08:34
Attitudeizmine

They started again in Malayalee, shameless mallus

By Attitudeizmine• 2 Dec 2014 08:32
Attitudeizmine

IN fact kerela is a beautiful place I agree and respect but not the people, they are true morons, who bring shame to the India.

By Attitudeizmine• 2 Dec 2014 08:31
Attitudeizmine

The only thing they know is Malalyee, Malabari, Keralite...

When they find you somewhere or meet you in some place, the first thing they would ask you is Malayalee anoo? WShere are you from ? Kerela ? I see them like shit, not again.

They are like Khatmals- Bed Bugs(everywhere in Gulf)

My foot karela..

You morons should respect the place not your language which is spoken by not even 3% of Indian Population.

learn Hindi, its the national language you dumboos. Shame on you.

By anonymous• 20 Jul 2010 20:59
anonymous

yeah.....

i am an indian...

i am proved 2 b an indian...

(if ex ex expact c this, he will start fight with me.)

but still....

i am from kerala.

i am a malayali.

but i dont call myself a MALLU.

bcoz MALLU means MONKEY.

others call us mallu.

bloody indians.

al-hind.

and lot many names.

still i am proved 2 b an indian.

V R NOT MALLU

By moonblues67• 20 Jul 2010 20:38
moonblues67

Remember Salatul janaza. let me pray for you, before prayers offered for you.

By moonblues67• 20 Jul 2010 20:31
moonblues67

NRI= Not Required Indians

By verisimilitude• 20 Jul 2010 16:19
verisimilitude

just with my head turning backwards before I walk out of the room

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 13:27
Pajju

lol verisi .. with finger aano ? :P

By verisimilitude• 20 Jul 2010 13:23
verisimilitude

*shouts* "Insecure Imbeciles!!!"... in Suresh Gopi style

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 13:20
Pajju

verisi Asooya :P

By verisimilitude• 20 Jul 2010 13:18
verisimilitude

Air India Express, Mota rice, coconut oil, meen curry?

Why are people so embarrassed of it? :-/

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 13:16
Pajju

lol verisi .. :P

By verisimilitude• 20 Jul 2010 13:13
verisimilitude

this thread has really gone to the dogs

I will put it differently

"Enney thallanda vaapa, nhan nannavilla" :-)

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 13:06
Pajju

verisi :) ethra thalliyalum nannavilla ennu parana poleya :)

By verisimilitude• 20 Jul 2010 13:03
verisimilitude

regarding your very first comment on the thread

my sentiments exactly :-)

By shradha999• 20 Jul 2010 12:52
shradha999

there are better things in world to discuss than blabber abt mallus and nawabs or sardars and gujjus.In qatar we are all expatriates.back home people call us NRI'S.and yes dont forget we are basically INDIANS..

By d-redd• 20 Jul 2010 11:32
d-redd

nobody mentioned dey walk on da street swinging pinky's LMAO...

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 09:31
Arien

You better reveal all your three nicks :(

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 09:30
Elegance

Thanks for you concern, if it is genuine, blablu...I usually dont fly by Air India..

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 09:28
Elegance

Ok. Alien..

By blablubliblrrr• 20 Jul 2010 09:23
blablubliblrrr

Guess you are not flying in Air India. Hope you land 'safe'!

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 09:18
Arien

dont call me back Elegance , you have done your part of abuse in the original post and rest is wht it deserves

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 09:16
Elegance

Good, Arien... And between please note that not one word of abuse or dirty language has come from my side.. God bless you .. Have a nicer time for the rest of the day...

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 09:13
Rating: 4/5
Pajju

Arien yes ranishkt

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 09:13
Elegance

I pray for you... Blalbooblee... I feel so honoured that you had the time to track me :-)

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 09:12
Arien

hmmmm am off Elegance , I guess I got who u are.

By blablubliblrrr• 20 Jul 2010 09:10
blablubliblrrr

Leave it man, stop talking to that desperate silly 'mallu' housewife!

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 09:07
Elegance

Darling Arien, Cool down....

Cinnamon, Thanks for your sensible head on the cool shoulder...

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 09:04
Arien

Elegance . Oh yes babe would be easier for the rest to know how low you are.

By CinnamonZ• 20 Jul 2010 09:03
CinnamonZ

its not meant as an abuse.... mallus call themselves mallus..does that mean they are abusing themselves??.. people make fun of sardars and there are so many jokes about them..is that an abuse?? just take it in good humour..

and i agree lungis are not worn just by mallus or south indians..they are worn widely in north india also.. its just a term that you associate with a keralite..lungis and coconuts..i dont think there is anything wrong or shameful in that...!!

take out your frustration somewhere else people..not on QL.. tear a newspaper into tiny pieces..that will help.. :P and please smile :)

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 09:02
Elegance

CHAOS, CHAOS...

Thank you very much...

Nice to have made a few awake and going without the stroong coffee...

Hope to be back in September...Tomorrow morning I hope to wake up in the land of Lungi,coconut oil, motta rice, parotta and Fish curry...

Till then wish everyone happy Q-ling... :-)

By Con 2010• 20 Jul 2010 08:57
Con 2010

Some of them are high jacked this thread and they are saying we are good and perfect …it’s ok but don’t harass to others. Do not entertain this kind of thread which abuse people from different culture...

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:56
Elegance

OOh... Arien is so concerned about abusing...Another funny post to be made soon...

By blablubliblrrr• 20 Jul 2010 08:55
blablubliblrrr

It doesn't need that time man, It will be kinda like hand dropped in a big jar!!!! ;-)

By a2z• 20 Jul 2010 08:54
a2z

Elegance did I say anything to you

concentrate on your job... you have got handsfull to do...

you did not reply to the bee...

Mentally retarded

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:54
Elegance

In this part of the world it is better to wear cotton any time... and I wonder why there is a lobby against lungis..And most people think lungi is worn only by people from Kerala...

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:51
Arien

Cinnamon doesnt it abuse a bunch of them?

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 08:50
soniya

pajju, buddy i m bk on QL after taking self-hibernation for few days..Let me first WELCOME YOU...WELCOME BK - buddy..

Who told u i m half south?? he hehe...he/she must be the liars then..

By the bee• 20 Jul 2010 08:50
the bee

YA JUST KEEP ITTHERE N IT WILL GO IN IN YOUR TOMRRW MORNING SESSION

By anonymous• 20 Jul 2010 08:49
anonymous

btw everyone knows Mallus are wise ppl so behave well.

I heard from my Egptian Islamic teacher that our Prophet Sallahu alaihi wassalam used to wear Lungi now dont gang up I dont have evidence once I get it will post it.

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:48
Elegance

Donkey brain and Dog face, a2z....

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:47
Elegance

HaHa... It is right where it should be..."Hilariously FUNNY"...! Very nice... Very nice...Actually Cinnamon is the only one who has read two sentences together....

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 08:45
soniya

drmana's profile isn't accessible..may be BANNED? no idea..MJ knows it better coz she is still in touch with her on FB...

By a2z• 20 Jul 2010 08:45
a2z

Donkey face don't get upset.... Nawab my foot

By CinnamonZ• 20 Jul 2010 08:44
CinnamonZ

people..dont spoil your morning by fighting over something so silly..just chill...all elegance asked was to list down some nick names that people use for different nationalities!!

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 08:43
Pajju

soniya u lier .. i know that ur half south and north :)

By the bee• 20 Jul 2010 08:43
Rating: 2/5
the bee

NO ELEGANCE YOU KEEP IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS/ IT WILL REACH WHER IT SHOULD BE

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 08:42
Pajju

Rizks i am having a ball for this thread :)

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 08:41
Rizks

a2z..hole i am not a fool like you going around people asking stupid things u kid !!

Ohh i forgot...its ur vacation time.

Go to bed Yalla !!

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:41
Elegance

Ok... Then I will tranfer the post to "Doha Shopping", "Investment & Finance" and "Family life", okay?

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:39
Elegance

OH Soniya... I was about to say "Where is Soniya & Dr.Mana?"... Long life to you... :-)

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:39
Arien

Then tell us wht th faark you mean by writing this in funnies?

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:38
Arien

..

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 08:37
soniya

What a thread?? so here i am gonna to announce that I AM A PROUD NORTH-INDIAN..he hehe hee

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:37
Elegance

Arien, talking about your daily routine is not very interesting...

By a2z• 20 Jul 2010 08:37
a2z

So Rizks you agree that you are an animal....thats good for a start. Slowly slowly you will accept that the proud face that you have is that of a donkey...don't believe me asks other QLers..

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 08:36
Rizks

as Pajju said...dont make fun of the lungi's orelse Pajju will remove his Lungi and show u Magic....:)

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:36
Elegance

I NEVER made fun of Lungis....

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:36
Arien

This A/holes wake up after a screw in the morning and scratch something and open a thread, and doesnt have the backbone to stand with it.

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:35
Elegance

Arien dear, Because it will be at the end be too funny anyway...then turn into all the other hues and colours....

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 08:35
Pajju

Elegance yes coz of ur thread . and dunt make fun with lungis

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 08:34
Rizks

ArieL i think some people are getting nuts here..its better make and END to it.

Mods Mods were have u been ?

Have u been to London to meet the Queen ? :)

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 08:33
Pajju

well said bro .. Thanks :)

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:33
Elegance

Oh Pajju Swami, I did'nt know you were screaming out loud for me...

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:32
Arien

.

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 08:32
Pajju

well Elgance who care abt u ? just answer to Arien

By jameskgm• 20 Jul 2010 08:32
jameskgm

Thank you Macky

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:32
Arien

Do you find them funny?

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:31
Elegance

Luttappi mone, sukham aano?

Dakini ammoomma evideya ippol?

And you say you are not Indian...

Pajju mone, I am very much awake.ever since 5 a.m...

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 08:30
Pajju

Elegance ?????

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:30
Arien

..

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:29
Elegance

Ha!ha!

Here goes the original thread,

Here goes the original thread

down,down the drain...

la...la..la..la......

By ajmani• 20 Jul 2010 08:28
ajmani

Arien: Don't take it on your heart, take it on hand instead (literal translation) :)

By luttappi• 20 Jul 2010 08:24
luttappi

the language u use reveals your family background hence not giving answer. oh i though it is replica of yours

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 08:21
Rizks

hmmm.....

a2zz...hole u blind moron cant u recoginze the faces of animals ? :(

By Macky911• 20 Jul 2010 08:21
Rating: 4/5
Macky911

My Dear Keralite Indian friends,

All hatred comes from jealous,all other states people are jealous of you thats why they always behind you.

those who talk about lungis, they wear lungi at home..i have experience..and i was shocked when i met him at home..was from Mumbai

those who talk about motta rice and fish curry they eat worst food then that..

those who talk about coconut hair oil..you should see them coming to office...dry hair.looks like jst got up from sleep.they think its bollywood style...guys wake up..those are 80's fashion and your living in Ipad's age go and a get a life.

Am not mallu or indian...but i know mallus are much cleaner and neaert then any other indian..atleast they take shower everyday...

Go on Mallus the whole world is with you..

for the moderator...do not entertain these kind of thread which abuse people from different culture..

we are human being and no one is perfect here

Thanks

By a2z• 20 Jul 2010 08:18
a2z

Rizks you are from the land of Nawabs?LOL

Do all nawabs in your land look like you...donkey face

By luttappi• 20 Jul 2010 08:15
luttappi

i am an indian

ql is not for only mallus

By a2z• 20 Jul 2010 08:14
a2z

Most of the time when people ask you where you are from,they want to know if you are from Kerala or any other part of India. As most of the nationalities here know that there are lots of keralites here.so I don't think there is anything wrong if someone says he is from Kerala. Also most of the people here can make out the Indians from there appearance ,so they already know you are an Indian.

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 08:12
Rizks

luttappi are u a mallu ?

If you r a mallu then only speak in this thread....:)

Dont get emotional buddy, this is posted in funnies...

so Chill !!

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 08:12
Arien

ajmani FYI. Indians in kuch luks like iranis, in manipoor they luks like chinese, in the north luks like pakis, in south looks similar to lankans they all talk different language too. Unlike other countries we have just have the colour of the passport and country name in common, nothing else. which is the reason why the one asking also will throw a second question which part? what language?.. so for convenience they say am a Keralite. I guess it clear and you wont throw this alegatiion again with your half cooked understanding.

You will see keralites allover the world, 90% of the Indians in Qatar are also Keralites. Its easy to generalise, but its idiotic to do that

By luttappi• 20 Jul 2010 08:10
Rating: 4/5
luttappi

from the pix one can make out you are from which land. whether it is nawab or alexander the grate those who preach loudly, many a times v can see them in malabari hotel for motta chaval since it is cheap. where else you get lavish food for qr.7/- Is there any nawab restaurant in Doha give Barik set (Mota chaval for QR.7/-) and you know how many nawabs are going daily to fetch their plate to this malbari hotel daily. LOL

Indians are showing racisim among indians and critising other nationalities when they do it to othrs. funny

By ajmani• 20 Jul 2010 07:59
ajmani

The difference between a mallu and other people from India is that a mallu says what the original poster has said "I am a Malabari/ Mallu/ Malayali/Keralite....", but never said that he/she is an Indian. May be they are ashamed to admit that they are Indians and proud to call themselves mallu :)..No bashing please!!

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 07:58
Arien

Rizkz thats what I wanted to ask this idiot

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 07:51
Pajju

lol paagal .. he is really paagal :)

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 07:50
Rizks

Paagal from were ?

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 07:49
Rizks

Pajju and Work ? :(

No tell poor jokes early in the morning you Malabari Dosa....:)

By smoke• 20 Jul 2010 07:49
smoke

I had a backache yesterday, so slept in till like 11.00am :P

By anonymous• 20 Jul 2010 07:49
anonymous

rizks get a life

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 07:48
Pajju

Rizks no am not Paagal i was busy with work

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 07:47
Pajju

lol bla .. i never wear lungi :) Rizks poda Patti :)

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 07:47
Rizks

Pajju mone Welcome back in ur original id you Paagal...:)

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 07:46
Pajju

Smoke wat happend yesterday ?? was there in ur office :)

By blablubliblrrr• 20 Jul 2010 07:45
blablubliblrrr

may be its just your hubby, no other 'mallu' would wear a lungi when he is out of his home,idiot female!

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 07:45
Rizks

lol flanostu....

ArieL its posted in funnies coz all Mallus are funny people...:)

By smoke• 20 Jul 2010 07:45
smoke

Mallu, malbaris, malyalis in the end we are all Bloody Indians and Bloody Proud of it. HMMMMM now i want some nice bloody masala dosa :(

By Pajju• 20 Jul 2010 07:43
Pajju

Arien .. ivalkonnum ithu vare neram veluthittilla

Mode Uncles Sorry :)

By flanostu• 20 Jul 2010 07:42
flanostu

i'm a kangaroo farker.

By Arien• 20 Jul 2010 07:41
Arien

Elegance May I know why you posted this topic in Funnies ?

By yv2r• 20 Jul 2010 07:30
yv2r

Yummy to Some....what do you mean ??

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 07:30
Rizks

Elegance no i am not from that land...i am from the land of Nawabs not any Patti or Mallu Lands....:(

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 07:22
Elegance

So what about the answers sought by the post originally?Rizks, Are you from the "Patti-Land"...?Be careful when you are there... You are quite yummy to some...

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 07:19
Elegance

The "cultural exchange" takes place in the cafeteria down there where they see guys eating plateful of rice with fish swimming in a gravy made of coconut...because they have no other option..:-)

By yv2r• 20 Jul 2010 07:16
yv2r

Double post

By yv2r• 20 Jul 2010 07:14
Rating: 3/5
yv2r

Still you find Chai Chai with Lungi.

I have family friend they dont eat Brown Rice nor Fish curry regularly,husband likes Kappa,wife prefers vegetable with plain dhal,kid ofcource loves to have some dry fish but mother avoids because of smell, still they are also Mallus.

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 07:11
Elegance

Hm...Yes,I pack one for the husband..:-)

Last month, he was in Seattle and Houston with his Lungi..

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 07:04
Rizks

Do you feel Proud of wearing Lungi's in Public even when you go to Switzerland for Honeymoon ?

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 06:58
Elegance

I have not used oil on my head for the past 20 years, leave alone coconut oil. That makes more than half my life...

I dont make or eat parottas, unless I am threatened by someone so badly.

Yes, if "Mota" means Brown Rice, I will live for it...Fish curry is an option I have once in a month average at home, where my Mallu daughter has never eaten a piece of fish in her life...and the husband crinkling the nose when he smells it... So am I still a "Malabari"?

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 06:47
Rizks

Do you shake your head whenever you talk to someone ?

Do you use a lot of Coconut oil in ur head and take shower once in a week or twice ?

Do you make Porotas ?

You would die for Mota Rice and fish curry ? :)

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