I am QUITTING my job and LEAVING Qatar

Colt45
By Colt45

I'm resigning with immediate effect and leaving Qatar as soon as I can. The reason for my resignation is what my mommy found in my garage this morning... :-P

Now tell me, who all are my friends??? ;-)

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 14:01
anonymous

Colt ...beware...

Nazar hati tho gutli gull

Translation: Eyes lookaway nuts gone!

By sonaam• 28 Jul 2010 13:48
sonaam

DP

By sonaam• 28 Jul 2010 13:47
sonaam

Colt I am not your Friend..

I am a Bhaiiiiiiiiii 50% Chaie Nai to Vejda Uda dunga Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

English : I am your lil bro ;)

By Visper• 28 Jul 2010 13:39
Visper

Why I feel this is (again) a deja vu??

By britexpat• 28 Jul 2010 13:32
britexpat

So that's where all those old notes that were taken out of circulation went..

By No_Good_Thing_Dies• 28 Jul 2010 12:56
No_Good_Thing_Dies

Colt, It's the money which I gave u to buy a coffee for me...u ran away with that...anyway, u got more friends with that..thats really cool... :)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 12:33
Colt45

Somi, what are you... 5?

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 12:29
anonymous

somi1996 REALLY????

IS it not real then????

Oh the shame

By lawa• 28 Jul 2010 12:23
lawa

you bcz this is all black money and already int police is looking for you

By somi1996• 28 Jul 2010 12:20
somi1996

Oh C'mon i Know that u have taken this picture from Facebook

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 12:17
Rizks

Colt give me half of tat amount i will do some surgeroy for growin hairs on my head and live Happily after....:)

By laplandsql• 28 Jul 2010 12:14
laplandsql

i didnt have enough space in my flat to store everything..so a 5% i stored in colt's garage.. so guys,the remaining 95% is still with me..:)

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 12:11
asif_khan

colt will share with me

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 12:08
Colt45

If that is what you look like, I'll share my EVERYTHING with you ;-))

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 12:07
Colt45

it is for REAL... why would you think otherwise? ;-P

By Frexie• 28 Jul 2010 12:06
Frexie

share the Loot!!

By t_coffee_or_me• 28 Jul 2010 12:06
t_coffee_or_me

You are my ENEMY number 1

By verisimilitude• 28 Jul 2010 12:00
verisimilitude

I don't flaunt ALL my money, that's why I covered some of it with that piece or carton

By verisimilitude• 28 Jul 2010 11:54
verisimilitude

who needs 'friends' :-p

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:53
sag

unpadd jahil kisku bolra miyan tu luche lafange chindichor?

translation: rizks is a nice guy so what if he is bald.

By verisimilitude• 28 Jul 2010 11:53
verisimilitude

Colt... can WE be friends now?

By verisimilitude at 2010-07-28

By smallville_yani• 28 Jul 2010 11:51
smallville_yani

i would be happy if its for real..... =))))

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 11:51
Rizks

sag, please use English in the mains...:(

Unpadd Jaahil insaan....:)

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:51
anonymous

sag tujhe to roti ke saath chaba jaonga :P

sag: English only in the main forum :(

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:50
sag

now, what is that ysabel?

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:50
anonymous

Oye ysabel I am the only knight around here :P

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:49
sag

rizks, taklu samjha nahi mi underworld don..

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:49
anonymous

i think i found my knight's in shining shimmering armor!!! (^-) winK! LOL!!!!

By EyeCandy• 28 Jul 2010 11:46
EyeCandy

Enjoy it before you go to jail :P

By Pajju• 28 Jul 2010 11:46
Pajju

Guys No No Not again :P

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:45
sag

mujhe tho ambade ki chatni lagri baap!

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:43
sag

hmmm tho tu juhu me rahta hai?

translation : Colt has no ass

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:43
anonymous

Abe that is Makki di roti with Sarson ka sag :)

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 11:43
Rizks

LOL Colt....

kaun re ye sarso ka sag ?

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:42
sag

lol, wk that looks like sweet not sag.

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:39
Colt45

You're a liquid guy eh?

translation - gaand mein nahi ghu, hagne chala juhu? LOL!!!

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:37
anonymous

I know sag

By _noms_• 28 Jul 2010 11:34
_noms_

yeah..quit job & leave Qatar ... leaving all this behind for me!! :D

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:33
sag

No. u r mistaken. u don't know me!

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:31
Colt45

I AM the underworld ;-)

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:29
sag

can u survive the underworld urself first, colt?

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:27
Colt45

Bombay... you try anything funny I will have the underworld up your a55... lol, now what?

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:25
sag

Oh colt, I didn't know that ur mom is in India. now tell me where do you live in india?

By Pajju• 28 Jul 2010 11:24
Pajju

lol poda :P

By Pajju• 28 Jul 2010 11:23
Pajju

abey saale last nite ka sapna he ?

Trans : bro ur really lucky :P

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:23
Colt45

because you're become a budda now ;-)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:21
Colt45

and what do you understand by the title... lemme explain that to you... I am GOING to my money ;-)

By Pajju• 28 Jul 2010 11:21
Pajju

DUH .. how i missed this thread ? :(

By sag• 28 Jul 2010 11:20
sag

colt, ok don't throw it in sea. make me ur best buddy n iwll send u one bundle at a time!

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:19
anonymous

Haha yes my a5S will remain virgin ;)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:17
Colt45

see, good for you na, at least your ass is safe now ;-))

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:16
anonymous

Oh yes that can work too ;)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:15
Colt45

faggot... how about i adopt you??? :-P

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:12
anonymous

Colt45 MARRY ME

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:08
Colt45

sambhal lena yaar bhai ko ;-)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 11:08
Colt45

"we" ?????

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:07
anonymous

So you've found these lots of money too in your garage????

How lucky we could be!!!!

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 11:00
anonymous

Colt there is a call from Bhai....for 10 Million?

Would there be any left after paying him?

By FlyingAce• 28 Jul 2010 11:00
FlyingAce

omg.... i am speech less ;)

By bubblymom• 28 Jul 2010 10:54
bubblymom

at least lobot got plenty of hair. :p

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:53
Colt45

damnit.. did he steal it from my garage already???

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:51
Rizks

*Punch's" on lobots teeth for yawining here...:)

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 10:50
anonymous

yawnnnnnnnnnnnn......

By gudone• 28 Jul 2010 10:48
gudone

colt were u tht columbian drug dealer/.. this was the same snap seen on raid at his house

http://policelink.monster.com/news/articles/135031-recent-raid-of-columbian-drug-lord--holy-crap

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:48
Rizks

so Colt, do u want me to forward u my bank details ?

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:45
Colt45

Silence, quit fighting over me... err or should I say over my money ;-)

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:40
Rizks

GUYZ, dont turn this to an adult topic orelse Mod Uncles will throw Biogas in this thread...:)

gloomy i am furious everywere...:)

Jealous and me ? Naaa....

By bubblymom• 28 Jul 2010 10:37
bubblymom

Rizks you're so furious and jealous of Colt! :p

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:37
asif_khan

colt i have sexy long legs u ll love it

By Arien• 28 Jul 2010 10:36
Arien

lol Colt.. I faked ma profile.. am a hot babe :)

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:33
Rizks

jacknjill u cheap coconut ! :)

for money u will change ur gender ? :(

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 10:32
anonymous

Colt I am 32-40-32 - Can I marry you?

By rebel• 28 Jul 2010 10:29
rebel

check this link too...she is on every news channel :P

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=11226722

By rebel• 28 Jul 2010 10:25
Rating: 2/5
rebel

soniya..pls try dialing +974-9999 from india..if it works then pls let us know :P ,,, charter my foot ...colt won't even send a remote control plane :P lolzzzzzz

@colt45...i didn't know you are a chaddi chor.. i believe just yesterday police caught your female partner in crime..check the link below (LMAO) :P

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/23/woman-robs-mcdonalds-whil_n_657637.html

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:24
asif_khan

oye colt paisa haat ka mail hota hai aaj tere pass kal kisi aur ke pass

tra: colt ur so kind

By verisimilitude• 28 Jul 2010 10:23
verisimilitude

do you have some change?

By drmana• 28 Jul 2010 10:22
drmana

Oh time ko goli maro.....anytime is good time now with so much to spend ;-)

By noha mangoud• 28 Jul 2010 10:22
noha mangoud

sure i will be ur friend if u rent me this room for one day ( 5 riyal is enough?) :D

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:20
Colt45

time bol time... ;-)

Ok guys, HOLD ON, ima brb!!!

By Dracula• 28 Jul 2010 10:20
Dracula

heeeee..Valium!!!

.

.

I need my Valium!

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 10:19
anonymous

Colt45...what about dinner tonite with QLrs? LOL!

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:19
Rizks

lol Colt, ArieL....

Abe Colt, i will do watever u say but throw half of tat amount on my face....:)

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:19
asif_khan

colt they want to use u

By drmana• 28 Jul 2010 10:19
drmana

Colt, TGIF done:-))

Hope those are not Zimbabwean Dollars, ha ha ha

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:18
Colt45

i swear, this is all inherited, oh the money besides the US$ is all hard earned ;-)

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:17
asif_khan

@colt45 mere saath rahega to faidh me rahega

trans:- always chuuuuuuus a best companion

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:17
Colt45

did you just do a boob job? you bloody cross-dresser :-)))

By Arien• 28 Jul 2010 10:17
Arien

Colt I am 40X-32-40 can I marry you?

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:16
Colt45

Howdy? Kya bolti tu? ;-)

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 10:15
anonymous

Ok so let's have a party tonight at colt's expense.

Who's in???

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:15
Colt45

basket... don't get my thread deleted or i will churao your chaddi as well ;-)))

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:15
asif_khan

colt lets go to marriot tonight what d u say??

By soniya• 28 Jul 2010 10:14
soniya

rebel, there is no change for the emergency numbers..it's still 999..

and plzz don't call...colt will be chartering a plane for me..and i want that..hehehee

By afrinnabees• 28 Jul 2010 10:13
afrinnabees

Colt so wat abt me..we have always been grt frnds..so no need to publish abt tat here..right...........

By drmana• 28 Jul 2010 10:13
drmana

Lol....maalamaal weekly express:-)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:13
Colt45

You wanna take me to the bar tonight then?

translation - abe langoor, hindi mein baat karega to thread delete ho jayega ;-)

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:13
Rizks

lol WK !!

not only Chappal, saala lungi aur underwears bhi churaya iss ne - jo log after wash baher khidki pe sukane rakhte the...:(

Translation: In Que plz WK ! :(

By soniya• 28 Jul 2010 10:12
soniya

colt, OMG OMG..really?? Let me inform my husband in DOHA now that no need to book tickets for me..My BEST BUDDY will be chartering a plane for me...THANKS thnx..lol

By rebel• 28 Jul 2010 10:12
rebel

colt45...u bloody chorr...you had been printing counterfeit money in your garage and now when your mommy found out about it , you are looking for friends who can keep it in their garage :P somebody call 9999 (i assume they added an extra digit to the emergency numbers too :P ) hehe

By mjamille28• 28 Jul 2010 10:11
mjamille28

lol Colt... Duh! :P

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:11
Colt45

You my bodyguard now too? Kep that Kalbo away from the moooney ;-P

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:11
Rizks

Colt can you pay me 7,245,265.00 $ so tat i can add you ? :(

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2010 10:11
anonymous

Saala Chappal chura chura kar Arabpati ban gaya :)

Translation: Colt you are my best friend :)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:10
Colt45

You are my TRUE friend... not after my money eh?? Say, you buying me lunch today? ;-)

By nite_rider• 28 Jul 2010 10:10
nite_rider

u know any income tax officer's contact no # ..lol

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:10
Colt45

you sure you getting the duffel bag for a share of the $$$ or for me?? ;-P

By bubblymom• 28 Jul 2010 10:09
bubblymom

MJ, i'll be bringing my suitcase. :) see you there! :p

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:09
Colt45

i will charter a plane for you... hold on ;-)

By soniya• 28 Jul 2010 10:08
soniya

colt, how mean you are - MY BEST BUDDY?? lolz..I need someone to sponsor my ticket expense..And i can travel only by BUSINESS CLASS..Are you ready to pay for it??? lol

By mjamille28• 28 Jul 2010 10:07
mjamille28

so Colt, my best buddy, errhm where do I bring my duffel bag? :P

By Rony John• 28 Jul 2010 10:07
Rony John

seems u one of the Mexican Drug Lords :)

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:06
asif_khan

rizks dont say anything to him i like him

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 10:05
Colt45

So you better be back soon, ima throw a farewell party and you needa be there ;-)

Rizks - chup, you add me ;-)

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:04
Rizks

team ?

which team ?

abey oye Colt, can u reproduce ? :)

By bubblymom• 28 Jul 2010 10:03
bubblymom

Thanks bestfriend Colt! :p

By bea_7• 28 Jul 2010 10:03
bea_7

I see that your friend's list is full already... I will just take your job then ha ha ha ha

By asif_khan• 28 Jul 2010 10:03
asif_khan

coltbhai i m ur best friend we can make a team

by the way can u give me the exact figure of that money???

By soniya• 28 Jul 2010 10:02
soniya

Man, my eyes have popped out..I assure you that i will remain your best buddy till my last breath..he hehee..now give me half of ur earnings..

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 10:01
Rizks

Inserting my middle finger in Colt's eye for not adding my name in his buddy list....:(

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 09:58
Colt45

Hop right on and put your name after MJ ;-)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 09:58
Colt45

Who is?

By bubblymom• 28 Jul 2010 09:58
Rating: 5/5
bubblymom

Complete opposite!

and MJ's adobo will go definitely good with my special macaroni salad. :D

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 09:56
Rizks

Colt how about..hmm...bhookad ? :)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 09:56
Colt45

i have to have "happy" friends ;-) are you the opposite in reality? ;-)

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 09:55
Colt45

basket case, you call me that and you're not gonna be on my friends list... now what is it gonna be??? ;-)

By bubblymom• 28 Jul 2010 09:54
bubblymom

I! I! I!

:p

By mjamille28• 28 Jul 2010 09:54
mjamille28

Colt, but of course! :D

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 09:54
Rizks

Colt with all tat in ur bloody garage, u want me to buy ?...:(

Saala chindichoor ! :(

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 09:53
Colt45

you getting me that p-odobo when ya come back right? :-P

By Colt45• 28 Jul 2010 09:52
Colt45

Are you buying, or do you want me to get some from there? :-P

By mjamille28• 28 Jul 2010 09:51
mjamille28

we're BFF now Colt! :P

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2010 09:50
Rizks

Colt you know tat i am ur best friend and will be till my last breath and last hair on my head.

Can we meet today for lunch ?

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