Jack And Jill

t_coffee_or_me
By t_coffee_or_me

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his front teeth are missing.

Add more as you go

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 7 Apr 2009 08:53
skdkak closed 1708224867

no probs. this anint my copy right. hehehehe

By coolio78• 7 Apr 2009 08:25
coolio78

sorry ,, skdak,, didn't read urs...

my bad..!

By coolio78• 7 Apr 2009 08:24
Rating: 5/5
coolio78

.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water,

God knows what they did up there

and they came back with a daughter...

By every_mothers_nightmare• 6 Apr 2009 17:29
Rating: 4/5
every_mothers_nightmare

Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By anonymous• 6 Apr 2009 17:15
anonymous

lick Jill's f*****.

Jack got a shock and a mouthful of c***, cause Jill's a pre-op tranny!!

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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.

By every_mothers_nightmare• 6 Apr 2009 16:54
every_mothers_nightmare

jill 2timing....lol

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 6 Apr 2009 16:21
skdkak closed 1708224867

now we need to decide if it is a son or a daughter..

in either case, they forgot the pill of a rubber.

By every_mothers_nightmare• 6 Apr 2009 16:19
every_mothers_nightmare

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 6 Apr 2009 16:15
Rating: 2/5
skdkak closed 1708224867

Jack and jill went up the hill,

God knows what they did there but down they came with a daughter :)

By nvelusamy70• 6 Apr 2009 16:04
nvelusamy70

Coool

By nvelusamy70• 6 Apr 2009 16:04
nvelusamy70

Coool

By nvelusamy70• 6 Apr 2009 16:03
nvelusamy70

good one Twinkle twinkle, i am just eyes tearing by reading.Coool

By every_mothers_nightmare• 6 Apr 2009 15:47
Rating: 4/5
every_mothers_nightmare

nice one..

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By mjamille28• 6 Apr 2009 15:33
mjamille28

Lol.....

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