JOKE OF THE DAY!

guys include jokes here not the personal likings :P

i go with 18..the yummiest part of the girl ages..:P

Hemlata i am just a year older than you...:(

Lolz..

I am 29 :P

single and ready to mingle :P

Then no use Rizks...forget it...:-)

I am at 78. What about you?

i guess 28 ... isn't it Hemlata? :P

Rizks lolz.....

Hemlata which age category are you in ? :)

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

[C&P]

We always get lessons from what we do ... but aren't we going to share anymore jokes????

Learn the lesson. Always say 'Oh my God' when something unexpected happens!

Khattak ... everything is there but the window's blinders are not working :P

I love it..

So his wish was to remove the Mods ...

I wonder if it's worked :o)

So, you've Computer & Internet but no AC in your office?

There are 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff. God has gave them each one wish, so they can escape the cliff. But god says that in order for them to get their wish they have to run and jump off the cliff. So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says " I wish i could be an eagle!" He goes flying. The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane, he goes flying. Then finally the last guy goes, he gets a running start and trips," SHyiT!"