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Yo mama OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPS ( Mods : Deleted ) :0)

Mangal pandey oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and i guess not Finally for Mr cabbage lolz

Yo mama's like a vaccum cleaner she sucks/ blows and get laid in the cupboard Lmao !!

yo Rizks

yo mama's so fat she jumped for joy and she got stuck!!

Oiii mangal pandey

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and it broke

Yo lincon

Yo mama's so ugly she walked into a bank and they had to turn off the cameras

Yo somewhereinthmiddle

yo mamas so stupid she got knocked down by a parked car

what are u laughing at whyteknight ???

Yo mamas is poor when i rang ur door bell she said ting ting!

ohh yeah mr funny guy Expatgeezer ??

Yo mamas is soo poor she has cornflakes with a fork to save milk

and for you my britexpat

Yo mamas is so old she has jesus christs pager number

An for my not so funny Umm-e-Muhammad

Yo mama's so old she never had an history lesson.

And finally to me

I am so freaking ugly when I was born my mother said what a treasure my dad said " Lets bury it "

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

rofl love that joke.

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "

"Is it common? "

"It's not unusual."

WK is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes WK out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and WK stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The WK's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

:-P

ExpatGeezer walked into the Irish harp and shouted, "Drinks for everybody - including you barman."

But when it came to pay expatGeezer had no money, so the burly barman beat him up.

Next night, ExpatGeezer walked into the Irish Harp again and shouted,

"Drinks all round.. but not for you barman. You get nasty when you're drunk."

Not funny! It's more like a disease.

Because of his coffin

They can't stand criticism

LMAO WK! hahahahaha

Rizks was working on the 5th floor of a building and he needed a handsaw. He spots expatgeezer on the ground floor and yells down to him, but expat can't hear him. So rizks tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. Expatgeezer nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

Rizks gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

Expatgeezer, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

mangal jack ass hair?

Yes I am a bit mellow already..just got home and already have had a few beers Rizks..TGIT

ok its edited now...

so now i shall LOL.....:)

Expat there are some spelling mishtakes in ur jokes....:(

After a late night out Rizks is sitting on the bench in the park crying, a beautiful girls goes pass and asks Rizks why you crying, Rizks I am so drunk I can't remember where I lives. The girls takes pity on him and offers to let Rizks stay the night at her place, but there is one condition that he will have to sleep on the couch with Toby.

Rizks eyes lighten up and thinks he is in with a chance says no problem, I have no problem sleeping with your cat Toby. The girls says no Toby is not my cat, but her gay brother.

On hearing that Rizks runs all the way home, shouting " I know where I live"

Mangal pandu visits a doctor with his banana and tells the doctor...doctor doctor my banana is not peeling ? :(

same pinch

LMAO britey !

britey

Rizks staggers into the back of a Karwa late one night. He leans forwards and says to the driver - "Hey Mangal, Is there room for a lobster and 6 bottles of beer on the front seat?"

"I think so." says Mangal.

"Good." says Rizks and throws up.

Rofl Expat...Geeez !

m in Kindergarden now....:(

Rizks has jhakas hair on his head :(

Rizks so busy walking with his bike, he hardly had time to sit on it..:)

mangal pandu, now can you explain SNM wat do you mean by Jhakas ? :(

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SNM mast means like jhakas Good this Rizks is liar :(

LOL britey wat kinda childish joke was that....:)

SNM, "Mast" jokes - in english means Bad Joke.....:(

was so drunk last night that he could hardly walk.

So, he drove home instead.

LOL

mast jokes?

hehehehe Super:)

bebsi bobcorn blease

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