Life rule's
By t_coffee_or_me •
Do not get into a fight with your wife, especially if she has had a few.
If you must get into a fight with your inebriated wife, do not do so at your mother's house.
If you must get into a fight with your inebriated wife at your mother's house and she tries to drive away, let her go.
If if you must get into a fight with your inebriated wife at your mother's house and chase your wife as she drives away, do not get on the hood of the car to stop her.
If she forcibly drives away,,, mutter good riddance under breath.....lol
Then surely you have a responsibility NOT TO LET HER DRIVE !