LOL
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?' .................
The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
hahahaha
:) soniya not am a good boy
Why did Rizks paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
arien, u got naughty today... hehhee
deepb was the last student when the school year end.. :))
hmmm deepb!!! actually the teacher wasnt blind...
Blind students don't know who is looking at what parts of their bodies :)
nope i was a blind student, sittin next 2 arien
aha.. u naughty little arien johnny
Thinking with the wrong head again.
gudone No , I sat quite waitin for the chalk to fall again.
OK.. *Laughing*.. :))
Arien.. wer u tht little johnny??
That lucky little johnny.
Teacher: why did u laugh?
Boy: I saw 1 strap of ur bra.
Teacher: GET OUT of class for 1 week.
2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: why did u laugh?
Boy 2: I saw both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH.
She bent down 2 take chalk,
Little Johny started walking out.
Teacher: Johny, why r u going out?
Little Johny: From what I just saw, I think my school days are over!!
Love it.
:-) gud...
LOL brit! ;)
gud one..
Thanks Alummar
Hahaha. Cool, brit.
I went to the doctor recently and said 'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
'Is it common?' I asked
'It's not unusual.' he said :O(
Keep it up posting jokes TCM - the best QL posts by a long way! :)))
hehehehe.....
LOL!!!! Fab!!!
LOL,nice story