love offer letter
Dearest Ms rowena,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager
harsha from your picture here, I wonder if you are a relative of Sachin Tendulkar? or is the resemblance due to the small picture size?
lol.. a really gud one..
if you offer LOVE the business ways....
surely... everybody will take your commodity...
thats sure bacause LOVE is PRICELESS to pay...
and since that's the ways you negotiated love...
expect no profit you would get in whatever way..
~~~winner never quits~~~
i have posted just for fun,no rude comments plz
Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses.
performance: what are the criteria? lol!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
Wait for some days it will be the reality of the love
I was about to accept the offer...but..i didn't like the "sister" part.. i mean, i wouldn't mind to give it up for my sister, but since you look so irresponsible, i wouldn't wish her such a jerk... what if tomorrow you will see my sister's g'friend, and you will fire my sis right away for another dolly face??? oh no! sorry to inform you, but your offer is rejected.. by myslf and on behalf of my sister...