Love Poem

Oryx
By Oryx

> > LOVE POEM FROM THE LADIES.
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> > Women's Love Poem:
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> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
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> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
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> > With a fat wallet and not at all cheap.
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> > One who's handsome, smart and strong.
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> > One who loves to listen long.
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> > One who thinks before he speaks.
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> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
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> > I pray he's gainfully employed.
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> > When I spend cash,he won't be annoyed.
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> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
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> > Massages my back and wants to do more.
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> > Oh! Send me the man who'll make love to my mind
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> > & knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
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> > I pray that this man loves me to the end,
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> > And will always be my very best friend.
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> > MAN'S LOVE POEM
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> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
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> > huge boobs who owns a flash bar on a famous golf course,
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> > and loves to send me fishing and hunting.
> > This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shyte.

By Andrews• 23 Apr 2008 08:21
Rating: 5/5
Andrews

Men are from Mars...........wommen are from Venus

By dragonfly212• 22 Apr 2008 17:04
Rating: 5/5
dragonfly212

classic... hehehehe

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

By lima foxtrot• 22 Apr 2008 17:01
Rating: 5/5
lima foxtrot

 

 

 

By anonymous• 22 Apr 2008 16:03
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Now that was hilarious

By qatarisun• 22 Apr 2008 15:20
Rating: 4/5
qatarisun

ORYX!! you made my day!!!!

Hamdullillah, i am the only one at the office right now (exept of couple of office boys).. otherwise I could get fired for laughing tooo loudly...

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Sun and I

By KellysHeroes• 22 Apr 2008 15:14
Rating: 2/5
KellysHeroes

did not know you are a poet. which part did you write?

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By TweetyBird• 22 Apr 2008 15:14
Rating: 5/5
TweetyBird

Good one Oryx!

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