Love your father!

Dracula
By Dracula

Do you know?

A kick in the Nuts it's above 9000 in the scale of pain.
It's similar to give birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

Love Your Father!
He did well protecting his balls so you could live...:)

By chameleon• 4 Sep 2012 20:57
chameleon

Now, I want to kick one a55**** and one monkey in the nuts LOL

By Segmund• 4 Sep 2012 17:31
Segmund

LOLOL.

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 4 Sep 2012 13:52
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

lol segmund is ur boss

By chameleon• 4 Sep 2012 13:32
chameleon

My stupid boss Segmund:)

By Dracula• 4 Sep 2012 12:58
Dracula

hahahaha britex :)

By britexpat• 4 Sep 2012 12:34
Rating: 3/5
britexpat

My dear friend , Count Dracula has been evicted from his castle in Transalvania (its been turned into a gymnasium) and is now living in the Scottish Highlands.

i met him yesterday and he was wearing his new kilt. he has also had to design a new chair to accomodate the kilt and the family jewels :

By blisteringbarnacles2007• 4 Sep 2012 10:39
blisteringbarnacles2007

Lol Drac...

By Segmund• 3 Sep 2012 21:32
Segmund

Who dear?

By ambiguous• 3 Sep 2012 20:25
ambiguous

loooool did he??

By britexpat• 3 Sep 2012 19:29
britexpat

I used to work with a guy called "One Ball Paul" ..

By chameleon• 3 Sep 2012 18:08
chameleon

LOL and OUCH Segmund:) Now I want to kick one a55**** here in the nuts hahaha.

By RyanCanuck• 3 Sep 2012 17:27
RyanCanuck

I knew a guy that lost a nut after get hit with a hockey puck.

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 3 Sep 2012 17:23
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

no FS pls dont :-(

By Formatted Soul• 3 Sep 2012 17:21
Formatted Soul

Thanks for the info...now I know where kick when someone mess with me...lol

By Segmund• 3 Sep 2012 16:22
Rating: 4/5
Segmund

LOL. I have not delivered but I was kicked so hard that I literally flew into the air and landed in the lap of another player. They guy was near the pole and he wanted to score a goal, he did not even see me standing in his way, he missed his ball but managed to kick someone else's. lol.

I know about pain of giving birth since I read about it in medicine.

By chameleon• 3 Sep 2012 16:18
chameleon

How would you know? Have you been kicked down there and have experienced giving birth as well? LOL

By Segmund• 3 Sep 2012 16:09
Segmund

Since I was kicked in this sensitive region as a child while playing football with guys older than me, I remember the pain. But I have always that it would be more painful to deliver a baby.

By britexpat• 3 Sep 2012 15:55
britexpat

On a serious note..

Yesterday, on the road to Dukhail, I was being tailgated by Count Dracula. Trouble is, I couldn't see him in my mirros :O(

By RyanCanuck• 3 Sep 2012 15:51
RyanCanuck

britexpat, so was I! ;)

By Dracula• 3 Sep 2012 15:47
Dracula

relax, segmund...

...cool down

By Segmund• 3 Sep 2012 15:45
Rating: 2/5
Segmund

this pain scale was invented by you and used by you alone... Jokes are nice, but that they should be within a stretch of imagination.

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 3 Sep 2012 15:33
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

lol !

By Dracula• 3 Sep 2012 15:31
Dracula

ROFL...@ reflection! hahahahaha

By britexpat• 3 Sep 2012 15:31
britexpat

get your mind out of the gutter.. I was talking about dances :O)

By RyanCanuck• 3 Sep 2012 15:28
RyanCanuck

And if they do, would those balls have a reflection in a mirror?

By britexpat• 3 Sep 2012 15:26
britexpat

I wonder if Vampires have balls ?

By shifanshab• 3 Sep 2012 15:21
shifanshab

hahahahaha

By RyanCanuck• 3 Sep 2012 15:19
RyanCanuck

lol Dracula, post a link to this scale of pain.

By Captain_Lost• 3 Sep 2012 15:18
Captain_Lost

I say.. "They" cannot crush our rights and balls just like that !!

By Rahul Nair• 3 Sep 2012 15:13
Rahul Nair

yea dear

hahaha........

By britexpat• 3 Sep 2012 15:10
britexpat

This is where my Shaolin Training and Carbon Fibre Jock Strap come in handy ..

By Captain_Lost• 3 Sep 2012 15:07
Captain_Lost

ROFL... thats damn right !!!

WE WANT FREEDOM AND SHOULD NEVER BE KICKED IN THE NUTS !!!

By anonymous• 3 Sep 2012 15:03
anonymous

yea

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